Outspoken patriots celebrate Australia Day by flying to Bali
Despite growing support for the ‘Change the Date’ movement, thousands of Australia’s bravest and most vocal patriots will celebrate Australia
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Month: January 2019
Kenyan far-right activists march against white gangs “hooning around in Jeeps, terrorising our animals!”
Far-right activists in Kenya have protested against the growing number of white gangs invading their country. At a Reclaim Kenya
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270 million people actually think today is Christmas
More than 3% of the world’s population actually think today is Christmas, The Tragic Traveller can confirm. Around 270 million Orthodox Christians
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“Blockchain-based travel app sounds like a great idea!” says no one, ever
The world has reacted with a collective groan at the launch of another “revolutionary” blockchain-based travel app. Traveledger allows travellers
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Man jetlags himself into regular sleeping pattern
A man with an “utterly fucked” sleep-wake cycle has jetlagged himself into a regular sleeping pattern. Nicholas Johnson-Winkerberg – a
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Bestjet to customers: “Tough titties, we’re keeping your money”
Failed booking portal Bestjet has told angry customers to “fuck right off” after leaving them in limbo, clarifying that “none
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Couple spends romantic New Year’s trapped in Paris metro station
An Australian couple has spent their long-planned romantic New Year’s fighting for breath amid a dense mass of sweaty humanity
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