Attractive colleague doesn’t want to hear about your holiday
That attractive colleague you have the hots for couldn’t give two fucks about your recent vacation, sources have confirmed. Several
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Month: February 2019
George Pell embarks on holiday of a lifetime
Disgraced Cardinal George Pell is preparing for one final holiday after being found guilty of child sexual abuse charges. Australia’s
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Tourist becomes vegan after trying fermented horse milk in Kyrgyzstan
An overly adventurous tourist has sworn to become vegan just moments after drinking fermented horse milk in Kyrgyzstan. Backpacker Sara
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BREAKING: Backpacker spotted using pre-touchscreen phone
A solo traveller under the age of 30 has been spotted this morning unashamedly using a Nokia 3315 in full
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Just because I’m a white tourist doesn’t mean I’m rich. But I am.
As a white tourist, local people always assume I’m absolutely loaded wherever I go. They try to sell me unnecessary
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Hardened criminal smuggles fruit into Australia
A career criminal with nothing to lose has risked it all by smuggling several kilograms of fruit into Australia. Ex-convict
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Lovers embarking on first romantic getaway incorrectly believe everything will go great
A couple heading on their first romantic getaway mistakenly think they’ll get along just fine, The Tragic Traveller can reveal. To celebrate their
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Hotel mattress has higher sperm count than man sleeping on it
Spending yet another night sad and alone in an unfamiliar city, 37-year-old Alan Hoxton is reportedly about to drift off
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Moldovan government releases new tourism slogan: “At least it’s cheap …”
After months of brainstorming, the Moldovan government has released its new tourist slogan: “At least it’s cheap …” “We wanted
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“I don’t feel the need to pay for tourist attractions,” says man who has no money anyway
A traveller who hitchhikes, eats from bins, and hasn’t washed his hair since 2009 believes paying for tourist attractions is
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Report: Man spends 0.0012% of his holiday having sex
A 22-year-old American backpacker who planned to “smash pussy from Spain to Ukraine” has spent a statistically insignificant percentage of
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Study: 92% of Europeans think cricket involves horses
More than nine out of 10 Europeans think cricket is played on horseback, a recent study has found. In an
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