Hippie in hostel common room absolutely murdering ‘One Love’ on acoustic guitar
That dreadlocked hippie in your hostel common room is utterly desecrating Bob Marley’s ‘One Love’ on the acoustic guitar, witnesses have confirmed.
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Month: March 2019
Hitchhiker who believes in socialist tax structures refuses to chip in for fuel money
A “free-spirited” hitchhiker who believes society needs to move away from individualism has angrily refused to give her Mexican driver
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Traveller who built school in Rwanda finally starts contributing to society by getting corporate job
A long-term traveller who wasted several years of his life volunteering in developing countries has finally started contributing to society
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Tourists flock to admire Belgrade’s historical construction sites
New data has shown that the Serbian capital is currently “renovating” every one of its historical sites, and has been doing so for as long as anyone can remember.
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Dutch backpacker doesn’t give a fuck about Aussie rules football
Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck
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Ex-President renames Kazakhstan’s capital city after himself because apparently he can do that kind of shit
In a display of dictatorly arrogance that would make Kim Jong-un blush, outgoing president Nursultan Nazarbayev has renamed Kazakhstan’s capital
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BREAKING: Tourist in Iran ambushed by lunch invitations, held at kebab point, forced to sleep in family’s spare bedroom
Sensational footage of locals ambushing an unsuspecting tourist in Iran has emerged on the internet. The first of three videos
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“Spiritually rich” traveller swears after checking bank balance
A self-declared “spiritually rich” traveller has unleashed a tirade of profanity after realising she has negative €23 in her bank
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Everybody at hostel – including staff – too high to remember which country they’re in
All 27 inhabitants of the Funky Mandala hostel in Goa are currently too high to remember which country they’re in,
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Gastro travels: Trendy Melbourne cafe starts serving “eggs a la Anning”
Tourists are flocking to a trendy Melbourne cafe to try the latest craze: eggs a la Anning. In honour of
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Airport chaos as UN orders everyone on Earth to “go back where you came from”
International transport systems have reached breaking point after the UN’s decree that it’s time for everybody on the planet to
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“Let’s get wasted on St Patrick’s Day!” says backpacker who gets wasted every day
A backpacker with a serious alcohol-abuse problem is making loud plans to get “totally fucking wasted” on St Patrick’s Day,
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