Tourists flock to admire Belgrade’s historical construction sites
New data has shown that the Serbian capital is currently “renovating” every one of its historical sites, and has been doing so for as long as anyone can remember.
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Month: March 2019
Dutch backpacker doesn’t give a fuck about Aussie rules football
Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck
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Ex-President renames Kazakhstan’s capital city after himself because apparently he can do that kind of shit
In a display of dictatorly arrogance that would make Kim Jong-un blush, outgoing president Nursultan Nazarbayev has renamed Kazakhstan’s capital
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BREAKING: Tourist in Iran ambushed by lunch invitations, held at kebab point, forced to sleep in family’s spare bedroom
Sensational footage of locals ambushing an unsuspecting tourist in Iran has emerged on the internet. The first of three videos
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“Spiritually rich” traveller swears after checking bank balance
A self-declared “spiritually rich” traveller has unleashed a tirade of profanity after realising she has negative €23 in her bank
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Everybody at hostel – including staff – too high to remember which country they’re in
All 27 inhabitants of the Funky Mandala hostel in Goa are currently too high to remember which country they’re in,
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Gastro travels: Trendy Melbourne cafe starts serving “eggs a la Anning”
Tourists are flocking to a trendy Melbourne cafe to try the latest craze: eggs a la Anning. In honour of
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Airport chaos as UN orders everyone on Earth to “go back where you came from”
International transport systems have reached breaking point after the UN’s decree that it’s time for everybody on the planet to
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“Let’s get wasted on St Patrick’s Day!” says backpacker who gets wasted every day
A backpacker with a serious alcohol-abuse problem is making loud plans to get “totally fucking wasted” on St Patrick’s Day,
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Travellers of the world unite to say “fuck you!” to all violent extremists
In the wake of today’s horrific mosque shootings in Christchurch, New Zealand, travellers around the world have gathered together in
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“Shit, did I lock my front door?” wonders mountaineer moments after scaling Everest
As she surveyed the breathtaking scenery from the highest point on the planet, mountaineer Nora Houssein couldn’t shake the feeling
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Australia gives paedophile lighter sentence than refugee
Australia has taken its “tough on immigration” policy to a whole new level by deciding that child molestation isn’t quite
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