Sociopath runs 10 km every morning even when he’s on fucking holiday
A man who runs 10 km every morning despite being on holiday must have something seriously fucking wrong with him, sources have confirmed.
Canadian traveller Greg Mantzoukis delights in sticking to his strict exercise regime, even when he should be relaxing. According to his Instagram feed, the 36-year-old sociopath’s way of life doesn’t take holidays, even when he does.
“Yeah, nah, he must be fucked in the head,” body image psychologist Mehdi Ghodsi told The Tragic Traveller. “Nobody runs 10 km every morning, especially when they’re on holiday. That’s fucked.”
When in Rome, just have a lie in and a few carbs for brekky I reckon.
Mantzoukis – whose body fat percentage of 6.9% is ridiculous for someone of his age – only eats organic vegan kale salads and hasn’t consumed a gram of sugar since 2002, even when visiting renowned foodie destinations. He also dedicates 30% of each holiday to volunteering for local charities.
“Studies show that nobody in the world is that fucking perfect,” Ghodsi said. “I’m telling you, 90% chance he kills prostitutes. Check his travel history and look for the pattern.”
At the time of publication, Mantzoukis had just shared his latest run around Rome via Strava, even though nobody fucking asked him to.
