Gastro travels: Trendy Melbourne cafe starts serving “eggs a la Anning”

Tourists are flocking to a trendy Melbourne cafe to try the latest craze: eggs a la Anning.

In honour of far-right Senator Fraser Anning getting egged on Saturday, Mucho Ironia cafe in Brunswick has been overrun with customers ordering the specialty breakfast.

“It’s so easy to make,” Mucho Ironia manager Kale Turnah said. “Just crack three eggs over a fascist’s head, fry them in some aromatic Middle Eastern spices, then serve on a slice of 100% halal brown bread.”

“The only real problem is finding a big enough cunt to smash the eggs on,” Turnah added. “Fraser hasn’t returned our calls so we’ve had to make do with a local Reclaim Australia member.”

The cafe also offers some extras with the breakfast, including the right wing of a chicken and some avocado that’s been punched in the face.