Absolute rebel refuses to put seat back in upright position for landing
Despite repeated requests from several air hostesses, a complete lunatic flat-out refuses to put his seat back in the upright position for landing.
Witnesses have confirmed that the 52-year-old bad boy doesn’t play by nobody’s rules. He reportedly told airline staff they could adjust the seat “over my dead fucken’ body.”
“Fuck ’em, I’m comfy like this,” the madman said. “I dunno what youse are so antsy about. If the plane crashes, we’re all fucken’ cooked anyway.”
According to witnesses, the rogue then proceeded to un-stow his tray table right in front of the air hostess. One passenger described the man as having “not a single fuck to give.”
“The bloke refuses to put his seat back in the upright position for landing. What’s next? Will he try to go to the toilet during turbulence? He’s an absolute loose cannon.”
At publication time, the feral unit had stood up to get his bags from the overhead compartment despite the fact that the plane hadn’t come to a complete stop and the seatbelt light was still clearly on.
