Our travel bug is fatal
As Berlin enjoys a 30°C weekend, Eliza Hoffman’s Instagram feed is full of blue skies, picnics, and beers in the park. Unfortunately, while this is the reality for all her friends back home, the German backpacker has endured a torrentially rainy Saturday as Melbourne lurches unforgivingly into winter.
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A leathery old local surfer native to Hawaii turned some heads today as he poured on the heat at some day-trippers choosing to surf at his beloved Waikiki Beach.
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An absolute mad dog of a pilot is about to take to the skies despite still having enough vodka in his system to put a baby elephant to sleep. His secret? A large Americano from the McDonald’s at Melbourne Airport.
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A stock photo model who is clearly suffering from some form of multiple-personality disorder has scared the shit out of her photographer with her uncontrolled mood swings during a 15-minute photo shoot on the beach.
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The Australian Medical Association has warned British tourists in Australia that they’re vulnerable to fourth-degree burns if they continue parading their pasty white asses around the place without putting any fucking sunscreen on.
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A rowdy stag party in Spain hasn’t been dampened by an early-morning fire alarm, which has forced everyone in the hotel out into the street.
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Federal police today held an emergency press conference to warn the American public about four teenagers travelling around the country in a brightly painted panel van.
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Residents and other vagrants at the Big Z Beachside Party Hostel in Portugal have been shocked to discover that a travelling surfer – Gold Coast native Shanice Buntley – is somehow awake and lucid before midday after a particularly hectic night out.
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Eleven very dusty British lads on a European cricket tour yesterday enjoyed a moment of spiritual ecstasy as torrential rain washed out their Sunday match, allowing them to return to the pub for a fourth consecutive afternoon session.
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A Pripyat security guard is expecting an exponential growth of tourists looking to accidentally become infertile from gamma radiation after the release of HBO’s Chernobyl.
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A hostel in Prague is today reeling after receiving a scathing two-star review after not providing its guests with expected a complimentary buffet breakfast, room service, or even a pillow chocolate.
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An Italian national living in Bali woke up several of his neighbours this morning when he received a Facebook message from his sister.
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