“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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Month: July 2019
FaceApp accurately predicts what backpacker’s crippling poverty will look like 40 years from now
A long-term backpacker has discovered that he’s destined to be broke, homeless, and alone after the FaceApp 2060 challenge.
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Report: Entire cabin crew – plus the pilot – GOT IT ON last night
Every single staff member on your flight from London to Montreal GOT IT ON last night, investigators have confirmed.
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Events rep on Greek island didn’t want you virgins coming to his sweet party anyway
Working life is hard, especially when your job is a commission-only role as an events rep at one of the various English holiday colonies in the dirty Med.
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Cricket finally comes home to England after 142-year holiday
Having been abroad for more than 140 years, Cricket has finally answered repeated calls from its English parents to come home.
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Heartbroken Aussie cricket fan chokes back tears while dyeing stars on flag red
After watching his beloved team get pounded by England in yesterday’s World Cup semi final, a heartbroken Aussie cricket fan has chosen the lesser of two evils by opting to support New Zealand in the final.
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Almighty Neptune sends thunderous wave to wipe out beginner surfer who dared enter his domain
Max Weber, a plucky 21-year-old beginner surfer from swell-starved Dusseldorf, had been learning to ride the waves while on a working holiday in Japan. Now he’s been forced back to dry land by the god of the sea.
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Traveller who hasn’t worked for three years tells hostel receptionist who earns €1.25 per hour to “cheer up, baby!”
It’s 3 am on a Tuesday in Prague, and Magdalena Polskiakova is trying to write her master’s thesis while simultaneously working the graveyard shift at a hostel in Prague.
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Queensland brickie gets some “culcha” in him at all-inclusive Bali resort
For his first overseas trip, 26-year-old Queensland brickie Jaydin Craddick is embarking on a “culchural advencha” to Club Med in Bali.
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Travel blogger struggles to deal with the fame after reaching 4,000 Facebook followers
A travel blogger who yesterday notched up his 4,000th Facebook follower is having trouble coming to grips with his newfound stardom.
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Traveller outraged by begpackers about 72 hours away from asking Dad for a bank transfer
Following news that begpackers – predominantly Western tourists who panhandle to keep travelling – will be escorted to their home embassies if they ply their trade in Bali, one hypocritical backpacker is outraged.
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Female backpacker seeking travel buddy finds true love with creepy older guy in comments section
For two members of the Australia Backpackers 2019 group on Facebook – Laura (21) and Dwayne (62) – true love has conquered all.
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