WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!
To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del
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Month: July 2019
Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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6 things you should totally say at airport security if you think that officer probably has a sense of humour
Going through airport security can be stressful, especially once the rubber gloves come out.
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Satan offers Sudanese general who seized power by massacring hundreds an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell
The Devil has caused headlines today by moving to recruit Sudan’s interim military dictator, General Himedti, to Team Hell.
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Couchsurfing hosts can’t wait to meet you, show you around town, harvest your organs
Those friendly Couchsurfing hosts who agreed to put you up in their spare room are super excited to get to know you – and your blood type – when you arrive at their house tomorrow night.
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Travelling spiritual healer somehow makes enough money to justify ridiculous life choices
Mystified observers remain confused about how a travelling spiritual healer who spends more than 300 days a year on the road manages to finance her carefree lifestyle despite offering literally nothing of value to society.
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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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FaceApp accurately predicts what backpacker’s crippling poverty will look like 40 years from now
A long-term backpacker has discovered that he’s destined to be broke, homeless, and alone after the FaceApp 2060 challenge.
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Report: Entire cabin crew – plus the pilot – GOT IT ON last night
Every single staff member on your flight from London to Montreal GOT IT ON last night, investigators have confirmed.
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Events rep on Greek island didn’t want you virgins coming to his sweet party anyway
Working life is hard, especially when your job is a commission-only role as an events rep at one of the various English holiday colonies in the dirty Med.
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Cricket finally comes home to England after 142-year holiday
Having been abroad for more than 140 years, Cricket has finally answered repeated calls from its English parents to come home.
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Heartbroken Aussie cricket fan chokes back tears while dyeing stars on flag red
After watching his beloved team get pounded by England in yesterday’s World Cup semi final, a heartbroken Aussie cricket fan has chosen the lesser of two evils by opting to support New Zealand in the final.
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