Earlier today, a mysterious American stranger moved into a secretive shack in a Thai village deep within the northern jungles. When a friendly local asked him his name in broken English, the American mumbled “Jeremy” and hurried away.
Reportedly, the man – who gave off a distinct scumbag vibe – bought a few groceries from a local market, but dropped his bucket of fruit and fled when he saw a local bar with a TV playing CNN news.
Our Chang Mai digital nomad reporter attempted to interview the strange man. However, “Jeremy” slammed the door in the reporter’s face, telling him to go away.
Later, an unmarked van picked the man up and drove into the night, never to be seen again.
More as the story develops.