Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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Month: September 2019
Disturbingly intense bloke at hostel has pretty good information that Greta’s actually a lizard ‘ey
That bloke with the really intense eyes who works at your hostel isn’t buying the whole Greta Thunberg climate change bullshit for a second, multiple sources have confirmed.
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Furious Trump supporters call for war against Switzerland
Millions of furious Trump supporters have taken to the streets in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg’s speech at the UN.
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$6,000-a-head yoga retreat helps yoga instructor find enlightenment, buy Mercedes
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster with heated leather seats. Thankfully, if you’re the organiser of a $6,000-a-head yoga retreat in Costa Rica, you can have both.
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History buff overawed to stand in the exact spot in Sarajevo where Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out”
A history buff can’t wait to see the Latin Bridge, where Archduke Franz Ferdinand released his eponymous rock album more than a century ago.
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Trailblazing backpackers break tradition by getting smashed on a mountain instead of a tropical beach
Finding the standard Kho Tao full-moon party thing a bit cliche, some innovative backpackers have decided to avoid the standard gap year and park themselves in Queenstown, New Zealand.
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Traveller with zero interest in children suddenly super keen to teach English to Thai kids
Never had Amanda even talked about kids until two weeks ago, when she signed a lucrative year-long contract to teach English to Thai kids.
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WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…
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Serbian traveller explains for the 16th time today that she’s not from Siberia
A Serbian traveller is on the brink of losing it after being mistaken for Siberian by her hostel roommates for the 16th time this morning.
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Man paying $6 a night for 16-bed dorm wants to talk to you about an exciting crypto investment opportunity
Travel can be an expensive hobby, but not when you have an endless supply of cryptocurrency profits coming your way.
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BREAKING: Crowd holds breath as five-year-old ski prodigy hurtles toward massive jump
The regular Kiwi park rats at the Cadrona terrain jumps go silent as a three-foot tall blur on skis barges its way to the front of the queue.
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Tourist gets deported from Kazakhstan for making too many Borat jokes
Backpacker Dermott Plinskey had prepared an array of Borat jokes before heading on a month-long trip to Kazakhstan last Thursday.
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