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Month: September 2019

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED 

Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives

September 30, 2019September 30, 2019 Paul Norman 1 Comment beach, Brexit, British tourists, Greece, holiday, Italy, Mediterranean, Spain

Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.

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CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED 

Disturbingly intense bloke at hostel has pretty good information that Greta’s actually a lizard ‘ey

September 26, 2019September 26, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments aliens, conspiracy, Greta Thunberg, high, Illuminati, lizard people, theory

That bloke with the really intense eyes who works at your hostel isn’t buying the whole Greta Thunberg climate change bullshit for a second, multiple sources have confirmed.

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CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Furious Trump supporters call for war against Switzerland

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 3 Comments climate change, Greta Thunberg, politics, rally, Sweden, Switzerland, Trump, Trump supporters

Millions of furious Trump supporters have taken to the streets in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg’s speech at the UN.

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FANNY PACK FEATURED 

$6,000-a-head yoga retreat helps yoga instructor find enlightenment, buy Mercedes

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Costa Rica, enlightenment, Mercedes, money, yoga, yoga retreat

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster with heated leather seats. Thankfully, if you’re the organiser of a $6,000-a-head yoga retreat in Costa Rica, you can have both.

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CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES 

History buff overawed to stand in the exact spot in Sarajevo where Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out”

September 18, 2019September 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments Bosnia, Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, music, Sarajevo, World War One

A history buff can’t wait to see the Latin Bridge, where Archduke Franz Ferdinand released his eponymous rock album more than a century ago.

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AFTER DARK MAKING MEMORIES 

Trailblazing backpackers break tradition by getting smashed on a mountain instead of a tropical beach

September 17, 2019September 17, 2019 Paul Norman 1 Comment apres-ski, backpacking, drinking, mountain, New Zealand, Queenstown, skiing, smashed, snowboarding, Thailand

Finding the standard Kho Tao full-moon party thing a bit cliche, some innovative backpackers have decided to avoid the standard gap year and park themselves in Queenstown, New Zealand.

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CULTURE SHOCK FANNY PACK NEWS 

Traveller with zero interest in children suddenly super keen to teach English to Thai kids

September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments beach, kids, language, teaching English, TEFL, TESL, Thailand, work and travel

Never had Amanda even talked about kids until two weeks ago, when she signed a lucrative year-long contract to teach English to Thai kids.

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FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments expensive, London, money, poor, rip-off, stress

Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…

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CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED 

Serbian traveller explains for the 16th time today that she’s not from Siberia

September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments annoying, hostel, mistaken identity, Russia, Serbia, Siberia, stupid

A Serbian traveller is on the brink of losing it after being mistaken for Siberian by her hostel roommates for the 16th time this morning.

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AFTER DARK FANNY PACK FEATURED 

Man paying $6 a night for 16-bed dorm wants to talk to you about an exciting crypto investment opportunity

September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Bitcoin, broke, crypto, cryptocurrency, financial trouble, investment opportunity, money

Travel can be an expensive hobby, but not when you have an endless supply of cryptocurrency profits coming your way.

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MILES HIGH NEWS 

BREAKING: Crowd holds breath as five-year-old ski prodigy hurtles toward massive jump

September 6, 2019September 6, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments kid, New Zealand, prodigy, Queenstown, ski holiday, ski jump, skiing, snow

The regular Kiwi park rats at the Cadrona terrain jumps go silent as a three-foot tall blur on skis barges its way to the front of the queue.

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CULTURE SHOCK NEWS 

Tourist gets deported from Kazakhstan for making too many Borat jokes

September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Borat, culturally insensitive, deported, Hollywood, jokes, Kazakhstan

Backpacker Dermott Plinskey had prepared an array of Borat jokes before heading on a month-long trip to Kazakhstan last Thursday.

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NEWS

Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

30-year-old backpacker and travel blogger wants to make money
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

30-year-old backpacker’s fear of no longer travelling or having a social life proven correct

April 20, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Chernobyl is on fire
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020

April 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Waiting for roommates to stop
AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE 

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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