Millions of furious Trump supporters have taken to the streets in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg’s speech at the UN, calling for violent action against the entire nation of Switzerland in retribution.
The MAGA protesters demanded that their alt-right idol immediately launch an air strike against those self-righteous mountain folk who created the most repugnant of all creatures: a teenage girl who dares stand up to the patriarchy. Unfortunately, their intended target is about 1,000 km off the mark.
“Switzerland made that little bitch – now they gon’sta pay,” yelled Trump supporter Billy Rae, who did pretty well to pronounce the word “Switzerland” given his IQ of 54. The fact that he meant to say “Sweden” is pretty much irrelevant.
Donny gon’ bomb them mountains to the ground! YEEHAW!
At publication time, the president was giving serious consideration to the demands of his army of furious Trump supporters. However, due to another geography-related communication error, he was in the process of pointing the nukes at Swaziland.