FUCK YES! Traveller’s Nan sends money instead of shit sweater for Christmas
A traveller’s risky move to spend Christmas away from home has paid off big time, The Tragic Traveller‘s finance correspondent can confirm.
Kayleigh, a 24-year-old backpacker from Canberra, opted against flying back home from Thailand for Christmas this year. It was her first Christmas away from his semi-functional family.
Kayleigh was worried that the crew would forget about her. But it turns out their inability to physically give her presents has worked out in her favour.
“Cash from every one of my relatives. How good’s this???” Kayleigh told The Tragic Traveller, grinning broadly.
Fuck me, Nan just transferred a full thou into me account! This is going straight into the vodka fund, yeww!
Kayleigh was flabbergasted to get such a large amount of cash from a woman whose gift-giving history is patchy, literally.
“I swear, that woman has been knitted me ugly, itchy clothes for 23 years. I did not see this coming.”
“You can’t give me knitted bullshit when I’m in Thailand, can you Nan?” she added. It was quite an aggressive tone to use on an 86-year-old Parkinson’s patient who had just given her several weeks’ worth of wages.
“Seriously, I’m stoked with how this Christmas turned out. It could’ve gone either way, but this is enough dough to keep me in Thailand til this time next year, I reckon.”
