Moldovan government releases new tourism slogan: “At least it’s cheap …”
After months of brainstorming, the Moldovan government has released its new tourist slogan: “At least it’s cheap …” “We wanted
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Report: Man spends 0.0012% of his holiday having sex
A 22-year-old American backpacker who planned to “smash pussy from Spain to Ukraine” has spent a statistically insignificant percentage of
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270 million people actually think today is Christmas
More than 3% of the world’s population actually think today is Christmas, The Tragic Traveller can confirm. Around 270 million Orthodox Christians
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Eastern European train stops in the middle of nowhere for no reason
Passengers on board an Eastern European train are growing increasingly frustrated as their vehicle enters its 37th minute of complete,
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Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020
Chernobyl is about to catch fire and potentially spew tons of radioactive material up into the air we breathe, but that’s no biggie in 2020.
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WAKING: Middle-aged guest at party hostel sets alarm for 6 am
That random 55-year-old geezer in your shared room has definitely just set his alarm for 6 am tomorrow, sources have confirmed.
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“Drink this,” says toothless Balkan man holding suspicious yellow liquid
A dentally challenged Serbian grandpa insists you try his urine-coloured homemade alcohol. Local sources have confirmed that 73-year-old Slavoljub Radivojević
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The world-infamous team behind The Tragic Traveller
The Tragic Traveller is a three-pronged team, like Neptune’s trident or the Devil’s pitchfork: Nick Johns-Wickberg Nick is the warped
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