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Fact check
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES 

“WE DON’T NEED FACT-CHECKING!” tweets travelpreneur who’s been to 513 countries and makes $25 billion a year

June 2, 2020June 2, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments bullshit, Donald Trump, fact-checking, liar, social media, Twitter

Twitter’s decision to fact-check a tweet by Donald Trump has caused unexpected chaos on social media, with many of the internet’s most devout liars jumping to the president’s defence.

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Diehard Trump supporter stays at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
AFTER DARK FEATURED 

Diehard Trump supporter books two nights at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments America, election 2020, Four Seasons, Murica, politics, Trump, USA

He might have lost the election, but Donald Trump is still inspiring millions of Americans to follow in his footsteps.

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MILES HIGH NEWS 

Touring punk musician hoping flights get delayed by Trump’s radioactive hurricane

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Chernobyl, Donald Trump, flight delay, hurricane, natural disaster, nuclear, nuke, punk, radioactive

A punk traveller who has a nail through his nose and listens to GG Allin is excited at the prospect of a radioactive hurricane delaying his next trans-Atlantic flight.

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Obnoxious American tourist flies back home.
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

UK celebrates as obnoxious American tourist fucks off home

June 7, 2019June 7, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Donald Trump, Great Britain, politics, queen, UK

Great Britain is today in raptures as the most obnoxious American tourist of the century has left the country.

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Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments America collapsing, coronavirus, George Floyd, Minneapolis, protests, race riots, Somalia, Trump, USA

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

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Flight forced to return to Florida
MILES HIGH NEWS 

Tragedy strikes as plane leaving Florida is forced to return to Florida

November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments 747, bad weather, flight, Florida, tragedy, turbulence

Air travellers around the world are today in shock after a horrifying incident involving a 747 flying from Tampa to New Orleans.

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UN tells everybody on Earth to "Go back where you came from"
FEATURED MILES HIGH NEWS 

Airport chaos as UN orders everyone on Earth to “go back where you came from”

March 17, 2019March 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment airport, chaos, Donald Trump, Fraser Anning, immigration, multiculturalism, Nigel Farage, Pauline Hanson, politics, racism, right-wing, travel ban, UN

International transport systems have reached breaking point after the UN’s decree that it’s time for everybody on the planet to

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Trump tightens travel restrictions for all Mexican countries
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

BREAKING: Trump tightens travel restrictions on Mexicans from all Mexican countries

April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments border wall, Fox News, ignorance, immigration, Mexico, travel restrictions, Trump, USA

US President Donald Trump has vowed to further increase immigration security after learning that there are several other Mexican countries out there.

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"These people have nothing but they're so happy!"
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“These people have nothing but they’re so happy!” tweets man from iPhone XS Max

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Africa, businessman, iPhone, irony, mining, money, rich, Senegal, Twitter, village

An American businessman who has spent nearly 20 minutes in a Senegalese village has shared his newfound minimalist philosophy with the world by tweeting it on his iPhone XS Max.

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Aussie backpacker
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED 

Americans in shock as Aussie backpacker casually drops 17th C-bomb of the morning

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Aussie, Australia, backpacker, C-bomb, swearing, tourist, traveller, USA

An Aussie backpacker has offended his American hosts by repeatedly letting slip the foulest of all four-letter words. Seemingly unaware

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Serbia accuses UK of "political chaos"
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“The UK is in political chaos” says government whose citizens have protested every weekend this year

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments 1od5miliona, Belgrade, Brexit, irony, political protests, politics, Serbia, UK

Serbian Foreign Minister Ivica Dačić has warned his citizens against travelling to the UK because of “major political chaos” in

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Hitchhiker refuses to give fuel money
FANNY PACK 

Hitchhiker who believes in socialist tax structures refuses to chip in for fuel money

March 27, 2019March 28, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments free spirit, freeloading, fuel money, hitchhiker, Mexico, money

A “free-spirited” hitchhiker who believes society needs to move away from individualism has angrily refused to give her Mexican driver

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NEWS

Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

30-year-old backpacker and travel blogger wants to make money
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30-year-old backpacker’s fear of no longer travelling or having a social life proven correct

April 20, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Chernobyl is on fire
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Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020

April 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
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Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Waiting for roommates to stop
AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE 

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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