Our travel bug is fatal
They say money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy flights, accommodation, cocktails, that cute bikini, and an iPhone XS on which to record photographic evidence of your holiday.
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A Pripyat security guard is expecting an exponential growth of tourists looking to accidentally become infertile from gamma radiation after the release of HBO’s Chernobyl.
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Hundreds of thousands of tourists around the world are today in mourning after their holidays were ruined by the Great Social Media Outage of 2019.
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Your most obnoxiously generous mate has once again shown he’s better than you by spamming your Insta feed with his volunteering photos.
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Conscientious travellers across the globe have decided to socially distance themselves to minimise the impact of the pandemic.
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Your hostel’s obligatory travel wanker wants you to know he visited Wuhan way before any of this coronavirus kerfuffle.
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An Aussie backpacker has today publicly vowed to continue “being a mad dog and not give into mainstream ideas of how to live life.”
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A man who runs 10 km every morning despite being on holiday must have something seriously fucking wrong with him,
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A travel influencer has reached a moment of existential crisis despite getting a record 10,000 likes on her most recent
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German backpacker Heidi Schlickenbocker is in for a surprise when she snuggles up in her sleeping bag tonight, with a friendly local tiger snake having decided to keep her company for the evening.
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Despite having spent more than $2000 to fly from Sydney to Paris, Janelle Tapscott has amazed her Instagram followers by
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The fact that only 13 people have reacted to the bikini selfie you posted two days ago means this whole
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