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Moody's rates your trip a financial calamity
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Moody’s rates your trip to South America “a financial calamity”

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Bolivia, finance, holiday, money, Moody's, planning, road trip, South America, travel, trip, vacation

Global credit institution Moody’s has rated your choice to withdraw all your savings and take the trip of a lifetime

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MAKING MEMORIES 

Little shit too lazy to tell mum he’s fine

September 29, 2018February 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, Brazil, Facebook, family, hitchhiking, social, solo travel, South America

Ungrateful little turd Joshua Walker can’t even be bothered to send his mum the occasional message to let her know

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CULTURE SHOCK LATEST 

WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!

July 31, 2019July 31, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments American tourist, Bolivia, bus, English, language, privilege, South America, Spanish, tourism, tourist

To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del

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9 am beers are no biggie
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Backpacker enters stage of alcoholism where 9 am beers are no biggie

May 1, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments alcohol, alcoholism, beer, binge drinking, breakfast beers, drinking, health

Having decided that 9 am beers are fair game, Scottish backpacker James Acton-McAlister has unwittingly transitioned into life as a stage-three alcoholic.

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CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES 

History buff overawed to stand in the exact spot in Sarajevo where Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out”

September 18, 2019September 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments Bosnia, Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, music, Sarajevo, World War One

A history buff can’t wait to see the Latin Bridge, where Archduke Franz Ferdinand released his eponymous rock album more than a century ago.

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Attractive colleague
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES 

Attractive colleague doesn’t want to hear about your holiday

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment boredom, co-worker, colleauge, holiday, office, pick-up lines, South America, stories, vacation

That attractive colleague you have the hots for couldn’t give two fucks about your recent vacation, sources have confirmed. Several

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NEWS

Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

30-year-old backpacker and travel blogger wants to make money
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

30-year-old backpacker’s fear of no longer travelling or having a social life proven correct

April 20, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Chernobyl is on fire
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020

April 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
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Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Waiting for roommates to stop
AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
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WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
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OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
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Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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