FaceApp accurately predicts what backpacker’s crippling poverty will look like 40 years from now
A long-term backpacker has discovered that he’s destined to be broke, homeless, and alone after the FaceApp 2060 challenge.
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Author: The Tragic Traveller
Report: Entire cabin crew – plus the pilot – GOT IT ON last night
Every single staff member on your flight from London to Montreal GOT IT ON last night, investigators have confirmed.
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Cricket finally comes home to England after 142-year holiday
Having been abroad for more than 140 years, Cricket has finally answered repeated calls from its English parents to come home.
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Heartbroken Aussie cricket fan chokes back tears while dyeing stars on flag red
After watching his beloved team get pounded by England in yesterday’s World Cup semi final, a heartbroken Aussie cricket fan has chosen the lesser of two evils by opting to support New Zealand in the final.
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Traveller who hasn’t worked for three years tells hostel receptionist who earns €1.25 per hour to “cheer up, baby!”
It’s 3 am on a Tuesday in Prague, and Magdalena Polskiakova is trying to write her master’s thesis while simultaneously working the graveyard shift at a hostel in Prague.
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Queensland brickie gets some “culcha” in him at all-inclusive Bali resort
For his first overseas trip, 26-year-old Queensland brickie Jaydin Craddick is embarking on a “culchural advencha” to Club Med in Bali.
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Travel blogger struggles to deal with the fame after reaching 4,000 Facebook followers
A travel blogger who yesterday notched up his 4,000th Facebook follower is having trouble coming to grips with his newfound stardom.
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Female backpacker seeking travel buddy finds true love with creepy older guy in comments section
For two members of the Australia Backpackers 2019 group on Facebook – Laura (21) and Dwayne (62) – true love has conquered all.
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Amazonian parasite looking forward to holiday up tourist’s urethra
An Amazonian parasite living just below the surface of the world’s second-longest river can’t wait to take her next holiday up an unsuspecting tourist’s urethra.
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Holidaying Balkan politician generously tips Greek waiter with €10 he stole from his own citizens
A Balkan politician who’s been working hard all year to launder public funds has paid it forward by generously tipping his waiter using his citizens’ money during a luxury holiday in Mykonos.
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Pilot who downed two bottles of voddy last night cures hangover with large coffee from airport Macca’s
An absolute mad dog of a pilot is about to take to the skies despite still having enough vodka in his system to put a baby elephant to sleep. His secret? A large Americano from the McDonald’s at Melbourne Airport.
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Clearly unstable stock photo model experiences wild mood swings during brief trip to the beach
A stock photo model who is clearly suffering from some form of multiple-personality disorder has scared the shit out of her photographer with her uncontrolled mood swings during a 15-minute photo shoot on the beach.
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