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EMirates in-flight entertainment edits Game of Thrones

Emirates in-flight entertainment reduces GoT episode to 12 minutes after editing out violence, tits

April 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments censorship, editing, Emirates, Game of Thrones, movie, sex, tits, violence

Passengers on Emirates flights have been left bitterly disappointed upon discovering that the airline has edited all sex and violence from the episodes of Game of Thrones on its in-flight entertainment service.

AFTER DARK FEATURED

Wanderlust becomes regular lust as backpacker’s dry spell reaches 13 months

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments dormitory, dry spell, getting laid, hostel, lust, problems, sex, travel, wanderlust

A backpacker who hasn’t got any in over a year has lost all interest in the “wanderlust” that motivated him to travel and is now entirely consumed by good old sexual lust, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.

MILES HIGH

Neck pillow not as comfortable as hoped

April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments aerop, airport, flight, flying, neck pillow, plane, travel, uncomfortable

A frequent international traveller has confirmed the neck pillow her mum gave her for Christmas is a huge disappointment.

FANNY PACK FEATURED

Backpacker can’t squander his white male privilege no matter how much he fucks up

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, British, lawyer, money, privilege, unfair, white tourist

Despite countless attempts to completely fuck up his own life, 27-year-old backpacker Davis Dorrington-Willsborough can’t seem to shake off his incredible birth privilege.

Backpacker continues sinning over Easter

AFTER DARK FEATURED

Backpacker who doesn’t realise it’s Easter continues sinning just as much as usual

April 21, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments alcohol, backpacker, bad boy, Cambodia, drugs, Easter, party, sinning, weed

In open defiance of God, Irish backpacker Billy Charlesford has this weekend continued sinning as if it weren’t even Easter.

CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments alcohol, clans, culture, fighting, hospitality, nomad, old-school, spirits, story, tribalism, violence, yurt

Greetings, weary traveller, and welcome to my family’s yurt! I built it using the hide and bones of more than 90 men I slew with my own hand.

Cersei Lannister claims responsibility for Notre Dame fire

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment burning, Cersei, fire, Game of Thrones, kingdom, Notre Dame, Paris, plot, power, queen

Addressing millions of her new subjects from atop an ornate marble balcony in central Paris, Cersei Lannister has declared that it was she who masterminded the terrible fire that ravaged Notre Dame cathedral on Monday.

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Tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becomes less hectic

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment burning, cathedral, fire, France, itinerary, Notre Dame, Paris, tourism, tourist, tourist attractions, tragedy

Notre Dame’s fiery collapse has had at least one semi-positive consequence, with an Australian tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becoming a lot freer.