Man paying $6 a night for 16-bed dorm wants to talk to you about an exciting crypto investment opportunity
Travel can be an expensive hobby, but not when you have an endless supply of cryptocurrency profits coming your way.
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Author: The Tragic Traveller
Tourist gets deported from Kazakhstan for making too many Borat jokes
Backpacker Dermott Plinskey had prepared an array of Borat jokes before heading on a month-long trip to Kazakhstan last Thursday.
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“I hate tourists!” says tourist
A whiny little hipster traveller has surprised nobody today by declaring that she hates tourists. This is despite the fact that she is, in every measurable way, a fucking tourist.
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Tiger snake makes itself comfortable in backpacker’s sleeping bag
German backpacker Heidi Schlickenbocker is in for a surprise when she snuggles up in her sleeping bag tonight, with a friendly local tiger snake having decided to keep her company for the evening.
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Attractive colleagues sharing hotel room on work trip probably just playing chess right now
Those two totally attractive colleagues of yours are almost certainly just playing chess in their shared hotel room right now, the HR manager of your company has confirmed.
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Touring punk musician hoping flights get delayed by Trump’s radioactive hurricane
A punk traveller who has a nail through his nose and listens to GG Allin is excited at the prospect of a radioactive hurricane delaying his next trans-Atlantic flight.
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Italian family reaches 100 decibels during casual conversation on night train
Those four Italian passengers in the next cabin of your night train are speaking loudly enough to wake the dead, local scientists can confirm.
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Once-in-a-lifetime cruise through Norwegian fjords not as interesting as what Tracy just tweeted
Despite paying more than $2,000 for her seven-day cruise along through the Norwegian fjords, 26-year-old American tourist Melissa has found something more interesting than the world’s most dramatic coastal scenery to keep her entertained.
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Local woman successfully convinces boss she’ll be working during her two-week trip to France
A London office worker has today pulled off the ultimate heist, convincing her boss that she’ll be “working remotely” during her two-week trip to France.
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Hostel manager heartbroken as awesome Spotify playlist goes uncomplimented yet again
The hostel manager behind the amazing tunes at the Groovy Goat in Buenos Aires has failed to receive even the slightest shred of recognition for her absolutely banging Spotify playlist for the 574th night in a row.
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Broke backpacker treats self to dinner at McDonald’s
A backpacker with barely a penny to his name has tonight splashed out and treated himself to dinner at McDonald’s.
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Desperately single traveller finishes Tinder 80 seconds after arriving in Australian country town
Pickings are slim in the Australian country town of Strathbogie, as Scottish backpacker Huw McLoughon has just found out.
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