Our travel bug is fatal
Tonight, while everybody else is hooking up, Timmy has been left to ponder what it would be like to have a woman to hold.
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Your hostel’s obligatory travel wanker wants you to know he visited Wuhan way before any of this coronavirus kerfuffle.
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After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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One traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
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An Aussie backpacker has today publicly vowed to continue “being a mad dog and not give into mainstream ideas of how to live life.”
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A traveller’s risky move to spend Christmas away from home has paid off big time, The Tragic Traveller’s finance correspondent can confirm.
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There’s nothing like an awkward Skype call to catch up with all those distant relatives who didn’t have anywhere better to be this Christmas.
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A pilot for Australia’s largest airline has today stuck to his guns and taken his scheduled 15-minute break on a Hawaii-Sydney flight despite both the plane’s engines being on fire and the plane itself being stuck in a critical nosedive.
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If you want to leave the bushfires behind so you can get lit in paradise, we’ve scouted four of the best tropical destinations for you.
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For the fifth year in a row, a long-term traveller has celebrated his birthday in some hostel somewhere with some totally random people.
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A grade-A tool has today been spotted vaping in Sydney, a city currently so polluted by hazardous smoke that hipsters have begun knitting the air.
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Thousands of smoke-starved European backpackers have this week converged on Sydney to cop a lungful for free.
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