BREAKING: Dirty dishes left in shared kitchen sink to “soak”
A trailblazing guest at the Madrid Snooze’n’booze Hostel has chosen to leave his dirty dishes in the sink.
Read more
Author: Paul Norman
Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
Read more
History buff overawed to stand in the exact spot in Sarajevo where Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out”
A history buff can’t wait to see the Latin Bridge, where Archduke Franz Ferdinand released his eponymous rock album more than a century ago.
Read more
Trailblazing backpackers break tradition by getting smashed on a mountain instead of a tropical beach
Finding the standard Kho Tao full-moon party thing a bit cliche, some innovative backpackers have decided to avoid the standard gap year and park themselves in Queenstown, New Zealand.
Read more
Traveller with zero interest in children suddenly super keen to teach English to Thai kids
Never had Amanda even talked about kids until two weeks ago, when she signed a lucrative year-long contract to teach English to Thai kids.
Read more
BREAKING: Crowd holds breath as five-year-old ski prodigy hurtles toward massive jump
The regular Kiwi park rats at the Cadrona terrain jumps go silent as a three-foot tall blur on skis barges its way to the front of the queue.
Read more
BREAKING! Disgusting perv jacks off in hostel room! The two people having dorm sex were totally cool though
Horrific scenes have unfolded at the Giggly Crustacean Hostel in Chicago, as it has been revealed that a repulsive creep jerked it in a dorm bed in a half-crowded room.
Read more
Oxford grad returns from Australian working holiday as a full-on tradie
While most return from their gap year with tiger selfies or veneral disease, Oxford grad Tristan Hughbert-Snargleton came back with something better: a high-vis vest and a pair of Redback steel-caps.
Read more
Country town’s giant novelty vegetable monument successfully compensates for fuck-all else to do
A hostel in rural Smusby, Canada, is suffering from shoulder-season blues. Thankfully, the town’s giant carrot has come to the rescue.
Read more
Mysterious moustachioed American man arrives in remote Thai village
Earlier today, a mysterious American stranger moved into a secretive shack in a Thai village deep within the northern jungles.
Read more
Traveller forces common room to play by his weird rules for Shithead
Every traveller has played the most legendary of all backpacker card games: Shithead. Unfortunately, they don’t always agree on the rules.
Read more
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
As you can plainly see, I’m a successful businessman. And that entitles me to make broad, ridiculous statements about what people with less money than me should do.
Read more