Village man about to do something awful to that chicken
Onlookers are waiting in suspense as an Albanian village man holds the fate of a local chicken quite literally in
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CULTURE SHOCK
“Je parlay fronsay” says English girl who absolutely cannot speak French
A lass from Birmingham who took two years of French in high school incorrectly believes she’s bilingual, sources have confirmed.
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Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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Disturbingly intense bloke at hostel has pretty good information that Greta’s actually a lizard ‘ey
That bloke with the really intense eyes who works at your hostel isn’t buying the whole Greta Thunberg climate change bullshit for a second, multiple sources have confirmed.
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Furious Trump supporters call for war against Switzerland
Millions of furious Trump supporters have taken to the streets in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg’s speech at the UN.
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History buff overawed to stand in the exact spot in Sarajevo where Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out”
A history buff can’t wait to see the Latin Bridge, where Archduke Franz Ferdinand released his eponymous rock album more than a century ago.
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Traveller with zero interest in children suddenly super keen to teach English to Thai kids
Never had Amanda even talked about kids until two weeks ago, when she signed a lucrative year-long contract to teach English to Thai kids.
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Serbian traveller explains for the 16th time today that she’s not from Siberia
A Serbian traveller is on the brink of losing it after being mistaken for Siberian by her hostel roommates for the 16th time this morning.
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Tourist gets deported from Kazakhstan for making too many Borat jokes
Backpacker Dermott Plinskey had prepared an array of Borat jokes before heading on a month-long trip to Kazakhstan last Thursday.
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Tiger snake makes itself comfortable in backpacker’s sleeping bag
German backpacker Heidi Schlickenbocker is in for a surprise when she snuggles up in her sleeping bag tonight, with a friendly local tiger snake having decided to keep her company for the evening.
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Italian family reaches 100 decibels during casual conversation on night train
Those four Italian passengers in the next cabin of your night train are speaking loudly enough to wake the dead, local scientists can confirm.
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Oxford grad returns from Australian working holiday as a full-on tradie
While most return from their gap year with tiger selfies or veneral disease, Oxford grad Tristan Hughbert-Snargleton came back with something better: a high-vis vest and a pair of Redback steel-caps.
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