Our travel bug is fatal
Eleven very dusty British lads on a European cricket tour yesterday enjoyed a moment of spiritual ecstasy as torrential rain washed out their Sunday match, allowing them to return to the pub for a fourth consecutive afternoon session.
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A Pripyat security guard is expecting an exponential growth of tourists looking to accidentally become infertile from gamma radiation after the release of HBO’s Chernobyl.
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Despite being in a village with a whopping two bars – one of which closes at 10 – a group of Mancunian backpackers at the Dong Mao Hostel in remote Vietnam have jumped on the Monday night drinks with glee.
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Great Britain is today in raptures as the most obnoxious American tourist of the century has left the country.
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British tourists in the Turkish coastal destination of Antalya are today celebrating the end of Ramadan with a few stiff morning drinks on the beach.
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A man who has spent almost all his life grappling with the torment of his own existence has banished his spiritual demons by taking a fucken’ sick 10-day bender in Phuket.
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Yesterday’s shock election result saw Australia’s incumbent right-wing government hold onto power against all odds. In response, one distraught leftie has vowed to remain overseas for another three years “until Australia gets its shit together.”
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Today’s breakfast was hard to stomach for one traveller after her Iranian host boiled a sheep’s head for breakfast.
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Greetings, weary traveller, and welcome to my family’s yurt! I built it using the hide and bones of more than 90 men I slew with my own hand.
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An Aussie backpacker has offended his American hosts by repeatedly letting slip the foulest of all four-letter words. Seemingly unaware
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US President Donald Trump has vowed to further increase immigration security after learning that there are several other Mexican countries out there.
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Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck
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