I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink
Greetings, weary traveller, and welcome to my family’s yurt! I built it using the hide and bones of more than 90 men I slew with my own hand.
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CULTURE SHOCK
Americans in shock as Aussie backpacker casually drops 17th C-bomb of the morning
An Aussie backpacker has offended his American hosts by repeatedly letting slip the foulest of all four-letter words. Seemingly unaware
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BREAKING: Trump tightens travel restrictions on Mexicans from all Mexican countries
US President Donald Trump has vowed to further increase immigration security after learning that there are several other Mexican countries out there.
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Dutch backpacker doesn’t give a fuck about Aussie rules football
Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck
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BREAKING: Tourist in Iran ambushed by lunch invitations, held at kebab point, forced to sleep in family’s spare bedroom
Sensational footage of locals ambushing an unsuspecting tourist in Iran has emerged on the internet. The first of three videos
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Tourist becomes vegan after trying fermented horse milk in Kyrgyzstan
An overly adventurous tourist has sworn to become vegan just moments after drinking fermented horse milk in Kyrgyzstan. Backpacker Sara
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I’m only being nice because my culture demands it, you stupid tourist
Do you think I really wanted to spend the past five days waiting on you hand and foot, you stupid
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Kenyan far-right activists march against white gangs “hooning around in Jeeps, terrorising our animals!”
Far-right activists in Kenya have protested against the growing number of white gangs invading their country. At a Reclaim Kenya
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270 million people actually think today is Christmas
More than 3% of the world’s population actually think today is Christmas, The Tragic Traveller can confirm. Around 270 million Orthodox Christians
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Study: “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” works on 96% of French girls
A groundbreaking study has found that asking “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” to a French girl will get
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Google Translate reveals sweet old lady to be hardcore racist
In an unfortunate turn of events, Google Translate has revealed a smiling village grandma to be a militant racist. Backpacker
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Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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