Ewww! Nobody at this Melbourne hostel has wiped their arse for five days
Coronavirus is spreading across the world at an alarming rate. But more concerning than the virus itself is the panic accompanying it.
Read more
CULTURE SHOCK
JUST LIKE CORONAVIRUS: Derrick has now spread to more than 40 countries
There’s a new plague sweeping your hostel. It’s already been to more than 40 countries and it’s spreading fast.
Read more
Entrepreneurial Kiwi makes millions by charging tourists $20 to stare at his hot, stinking hole
The tract of basically useless land has been in his family for 150 years after it was gifted to his ancestors by the local Māori as a practical joke.
Read more
Travel wanker went to Wuhan “before it was famous”
Your hostel’s obligatory travel wanker wants you to know he visited Wuhan way before any of this coronavirus kerfuffle.
Read more
Total sociopaths throw football around crowded hostel courtyard
It’s 10:30 pm at the BDB Hostel in Hainan, China, and the situation is starting to get very tense.
Read more
OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop
My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.
Read more
Brit abroad shocked and saddened that her country would elect extremely shit government as it always does
Lucy, a British girl living in Banff, Canada, has taken to social media to voice her concern at the political situation back home.
Read more
Smug prick at hostel wants you to know he’s been to Uzbekistan
Every traveller knows the only thing better than visiting an exotic destination is one-upping fellow travellers with stories about said destination for years to come.
Read more
“No regrets” tattoo regretted instantly
Ever since he was 15, Darren has wanted a tattoo. Now, the 24-year-old plumber from Ipswich has fulfilled his teenage dream in a dingy parlour in Bali.
Read more
Gap year enters fifth year
Trystan Murkhin told his parents he was heading off on a gap year at the age of 23, they were rightfully suspicious. They knew their wrong’un of a son wasn’t going to be coming home any time soon.
Read more
BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
Read more
Vegan, lactose-intolerant, gluten-free backpacker only consumes sugar if it’s been fermented first
A 23-year-old backpacker from Portland only eats locally sourced, vegan, raw, activated superfoods, but is happy to drink vodka and do drugs.
Read more