Total sociopaths throw football around crowded hostel courtyard
It’s 10:30 pm at the BDB Hostel in Hainan, China, and the situation is starting to get very tense.
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CULTURE SHOCK
OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop
My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.
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Brit abroad shocked and saddened that her country would elect extremely shit government as it always does
Lucy, a British girl living in Banff, Canada, has taken to social media to voice her concern at the political situation back home.
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Smug prick at hostel wants you to know he’s been to Uzbekistan
Every traveller knows the only thing better than visiting an exotic destination is one-upping fellow travellers with stories about said destination for years to come.
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“No regrets” tattoo regretted instantly
Ever since he was 15, Darren has wanted a tattoo. Now, the 24-year-old plumber from Ipswich has fulfilled his teenage dream in a dingy parlour in Bali.
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Gap year enters fifth year
Trystan Murkhin told his parents he was heading off on a gap year at the age of 23, they were rightfully suspicious. They knew their wrong’un of a son wasn’t going to be coming home any time soon.
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BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
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Vegan, lactose-intolerant, gluten-free backpacker only consumes sugar if it’s been fermented first
A 23-year-old backpacker from Portland only eats locally sourced, vegan, raw, activated superfoods, but is happy to drink vodka and do drugs.
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Australian tourism ad fails to mention skin cancer, deadly animals, price of beer
An Australian tourism ad that’s heavy on stock footage of remote beaches and cuddly koalas paints an unrealistic picture of the Land Down Under, backpackers around the country have claimed.
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Village man about to do something awful to that chicken
Onlookers are waiting in suspense as an Albanian village man holds the fate of a local chicken quite literally in
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“Je parlay fronsay” says English girl who absolutely cannot speak French
A lass from Birmingham who took two years of French in high school incorrectly believes she’s bilingual, sources have confirmed.
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Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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