I’m only being nice because my culture demands it, you stupid tourist
Do you think I really wanted to spend the past five days waiting on you hand and foot, you stupid
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CULTURE SHOCK
Kenyan far-right activists march against white gangs “hooning around in Jeeps, terrorising our animals!”
Far-right activists in Kenya have protested against the growing number of white gangs invading their country. At a Reclaim Kenya
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270 million people actually think today is Christmas
More than 3% of the world’s population actually think today is Christmas, The Tragic Traveller can confirm. Around 270 million Orthodox Christians
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Study: “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” works on 96% of French girls
A groundbreaking study has found that asking “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” to a French girl will get
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Google Translate reveals sweet old lady to be hardcore racist
In an unfortunate turn of events, Google Translate has revealed a smiling village grandma to be a militant racist. Backpacker
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Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!
To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del
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Heavily tanned Greek man offers female backpacker “the package tour”
A middle-aged Greek man wearing several kilograms worth of gold jewellery has offered a young female tourist “the package tour,”
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“Drink this,” says toothless Balkan man holding suspicious yellow liquid
A dentally challenged Serbian grandpa insists you try his urine-coloured homemade alcohol. Local sources have confirmed that 73-year-old Slavoljub Radivojević
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