Mysterious moustachioed American man arrives in remote Thai village
Earlier today, a mysterious American stranger moved into a secretive shack in a Thai village deep within the northern jungles.
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CULTURE SHOCK
Traveller forces common room to play by his weird rules for Shithead
Every traveller has played the most legendary of all backpacker card games: Shithead. Unfortunately, they don’t always agree on the rules.
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WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!
To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del
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Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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Satan offers Sudanese general who seized power by massacring hundreds an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell
The Devil has caused headlines today by moving to recruit Sudan’s interim military dictator, General Himedti, to Team Hell.
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Heartbroken Aussie cricket fan chokes back tears while dyeing stars on flag red
After watching his beloved team get pounded by England in yesterday’s World Cup semi final, a heartbroken Aussie cricket fan has chosen the lesser of two evils by opting to support New Zealand in the final.
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Queensland brickie gets some “culcha” in him at all-inclusive Bali resort
For his first overseas trip, 26-year-old Queensland brickie Jaydin Craddick is embarking on a “culchural advencha” to Club Med in Bali.
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“FUCK OFF, TOURISTS!” screams crusty old local surfing at most famous beach in the world
A leathery old local surfer native to Hawaii turned some heads today as he poured on the heat at some day-trippers choosing to surf at his beloved Waikiki Beach.
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Medical body announces new “fourth-degree burn” diagnosis for British tourists in Australia
The Australian Medical Association has warned British tourists in Australia that they’re vulnerable to fourth-degree burns if they continue parading their pasty white asses around the place without putting any fucking sunscreen on.
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Hungover lads on cricket tour raise a glass to God after Sunday’s match gets washed out
Eleven very dusty British lads on a European cricket tour yesterday enjoyed a moment of spiritual ecstasy as torrential rain washed out their Sunday match, allowing them to return to the pub for a fourth consecutive afternoon session.
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Pripyat security guard looking forward to this year’s bribe season
A Pripyat security guard is expecting an exponential growth of tourists looking to accidentally become infertile from gamma radiation after the release of HBO’s Chernobyl.
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English travellers taking Monday night out in remote Vietnamese village pretty seriously
Despite being in a village with a whopping two bars – one of which closes at 10 – a group of Mancunian backpackers at the Dong Mao Hostel in remote Vietnam have jumped on the Monday night drinks with glee.
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