Report: St Patrick’s Day fucking sucks this year
The world is bracing itself for literally the shittiest St Patrick’s Day ever, a new report has confirmed.
Read moreThe world is bracing itself for literally the shittiest St Patrick’s Day ever, a new report has confirmed.
Read moreEleven backpackers living in a sharehouse at 117 Woolgoolga Avenue have, in light of a crisis sweeping Australia, called a house meeting.
Read moreCoronavirus is spreading across the world at an alarming rate. But more concerning than the virus itself is the panic accompanying it.
Read moreThere’s a new plague sweeping your hostel. It’s already been to more than 40 countries and it’s spreading fast.
Read moreTonight, while everybody else is hooking up, Timmy has been left to ponder what it would be like to have a woman to hold.
Read moreSnowboarders need to stop briefly after getting off the lifts to attach their bindings safely, and it drives skiers crazy.
Read moreThe tract of basically useless land has been in his family for 150 years after it was gifted to his ancestors by the local Māori as a practical joke.
Read moreYour hostel’s obligatory travel wanker wants you to know he visited Wuhan way before any of this coronavirus kerfuffle.
Read moreIt’s 10:30 pm at the BDB Hostel in Hainan, China, and the situation is starting to get very tense.
Read moreAfter literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
Read moreOne traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
Read moreA traveller’s risky move to spend Christmas away from home has paid off big time, The Tragic Traveller’s finance correspondent can confirm.
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