Wistful Scott Morrison types “Maldives” into Skyscanner
After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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MILES HIGH
Pilot pops off for scheduled break during catastrophic engine fire
A pilot for Australia’s largest airline has today stuck to his guns and taken his scheduled 15-minute break on a Hawaii-Sydney flight despite both the plane’s engines being on fire and the plane itself being stuck in a critical nosedive.
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Broke traveller reschedules family Christmas visit to mid-March after checking airfares
A broke traveller is backpedaling out of her commitment to return home for Christmas after a quick Skyscanner session reminded her just how shitty holiday-season airfares are, sources have confirmed.
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Report: Only person stopping you from falling to your death is hungover Australian ski-lift operator
There’s one group of people who will stand on the frontlines and keep skiers and their families safe while still kinda tipsy: Aussies on working holidays.
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Tragedy strikes as plane leaving Florida is forced to return to Florida
Air travellers around the world are today in shock after a horrifying incident involving a 747 flying from Tampa to New Orleans.
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Stoner going through Singaporean customs pretty sure he threw away that bag of weed, oh wait, actually, fuck
A stoner who’s just been called over the red lane at Singaporean customs is sweating profusely and looking jittery AF, witnesses have confirmed.
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Premature ejaculator joins the Kilometre High Club
An overly eager man and his unimpressed sexual partner have failed to join the Mile High Club on a technicality.
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Heroic Ryanair employee prevents catastrophic plane crash by forcing passenger to check in 9 kg bag
The quick thinking of one brave Ryanair employee has prevented a calamitous plane crash, media outlets are reporting.
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Awww! Trent went to more than 100 countries before he finally found someone willing to go out with him!
After an epic tale of attraction, rejection, and eventual coalescence, 34-year-old Kiwi backpacker Trent Snorpdorff has finally found someone who can stand being around him long enough to make it through an entire date.
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BREAKING: Crowd holds breath as five-year-old ski prodigy hurtles toward massive jump
The regular Kiwi park rats at the Cadrona terrain jumps go silent as a three-foot tall blur on skis barges its way to the front of the queue.
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Touring punk musician hoping flights get delayed by Trump’s radioactive hurricane
A punk traveller who has a nail through his nose and listens to GG Allin is excited at the prospect of a radioactive hurricane delaying his next trans-Atlantic flight.
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6 things you should totally say at airport security if you think that officer probably has a sense of humour
Going through airport security can be stressful, especially once the rubber gloves come out.
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