Tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becomes less hectic
Notre Dame’s fiery collapse has had at least one semi-positive consequence, with an Australian tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becoming a lot freer.
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“These people have nothing but they’re so happy!” tweets man from iPhone XS Max
An American businessman who has spent nearly 20 minutes in a Senegalese village has shared his newfound minimalist philosophy with the world by tweeting it on his iPhone XS Max.
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“BREXIT MEAN’S BREXIT!” posts woman who has never had to queue for seven hours at an international border
A British woman who has enjoyed virtually unrestricted travel for her entire life still supports Brexit, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Hitchhiker who believes in socialist tax structures refuses to chip in for fuel money
A “free-spirited” hitchhiker who believes society needs to move away from individualism has angrily refused to give her Mexican driver
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Traveller who built school in Rwanda finally starts contributing to society by getting corporate job
A long-term traveller who wasted several years of his life volunteering in developing countries has finally started contributing to society
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“Spiritually rich” traveller swears after checking bank balance
A self-declared “spiritually rich” traveller has unleashed a tirade of profanity after realising she has negative €23 in her bank
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Hostel’s “full breakfast” disappoints yet again
Yet another hostel has falsely advertised soggy white toast and cheap jam as a “full breakfast.” Guests at the Crusty
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Just because I’m a white tourist doesn’t mean I’m rich. But I am.
As a white tourist, local people always assume I’m absolutely loaded wherever I go. They try to sell me unnecessary
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Moldovan government releases new tourism slogan: “At least it’s cheap …”
After months of brainstorming, the Moldovan government has released its new tourist slogan: “At least it’s cheap …” “We wanted
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“I don’t feel the need to pay for tourist attractions,” says man who has no money anyway
A traveller who hitchhikes, eats from bins, and hasn’t washed his hair since 2009 believes paying for tourist attractions is
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I’m only being nice because my culture demands it, you stupid tourist
Do you think I really wanted to spend the past five days waiting on you hand and foot, you stupid
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“Blockchain-based travel app sounds like a great idea!” says no one, ever
The world has reacted with a collective groan at the launch of another “revolutionary” blockchain-based travel app. Traveledger allows travellers
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