Australian immigration officer kicks back after a long week of ruining backpackers’ hopes, dreams
An Australian immigration officer who spends his days crushing backpackers’ spirits can’t wait to hit one of Canberra’s two nightclubs.
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$6,000-a-head yoga retreat helps yoga instructor find enlightenment, buy Mercedes
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster with heated leather seats. Thankfully, if you’re the organiser of a $6,000-a-head yoga retreat in Costa Rica, you can have both.
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Traveller with zero interest in children suddenly super keen to teach English to Thai kids
Never had Amanda even talked about kids until two weeks ago, when she signed a lucrative year-long contract to teach English to Thai kids.
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WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…
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Man paying $6 a night for 16-bed dorm wants to talk to you about an exciting crypto investment opportunity
Travel can be an expensive hobby, but not when you have an endless supply of cryptocurrency profits coming your way.
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“I hate tourists!” says tourist
A whiny little hipster traveller has surprised nobody today by declaring that she hates tourists. This is despite the fact that she is, in every measurable way, a fucking tourist.
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Oxford grad returns from Australian working holiday as a full-on tradie
While most return from their gap year with tiger selfies or veneral disease, Oxford grad Tristan Hughbert-Snargleton came back with something better: a high-vis vest and a pair of Redback steel-caps.
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Local woman successfully convinces boss she’ll be working during her two-week trip to France
A London office worker has today pulled off the ultimate heist, convincing her boss that she’ll be “working remotely” during her two-week trip to France.
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OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
As you can plainly see, I’m a successful businessman. And that entitles me to make broad, ridiculous statements about what people with less money than me should do.
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Broke backpacker treats self to dinner at McDonald’s
A backpacker with barely a penny to his name has tonight splashed out and treated himself to dinner at McDonald’s.
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Travelling spiritual healer somehow makes enough money to justify ridiculous life choices
Mystified observers remain confused about how a travelling spiritual healer who spends more than 300 days a year on the road manages to finance her carefree lifestyle despite offering literally nothing of value to society.
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FaceApp accurately predicts what backpacker’s crippling poverty will look like 40 years from now
A long-term backpacker has discovered that he’s destined to be broke, homeless, and alone after the FaceApp 2060 challenge.
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