Diehard Trump supporter books two nights at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
He might have lost the election, but Donald Trump is still inspiring millions of Americans to follow in his footsteps.
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AFTER DARK
Hotel owner helpfully clarifies that the shit on your bed is from a cute local animal, not a rat
The manager of the pricey Gold Coast guesthouse you and your mates stayed at a few months ago has admitted that there was, indeed, shit on your bed when you checked in.
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Australian police prepared to deploy nuclear weapons to stop several people using hostel kitchen at once
Contrary to popular belief, although the streets are closed, people do actually still exist and occasionally need to do some
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“APRIL FOOLS!” says hostel guest an hour after telling everyone he has COVID-19
One traveller’s hilarious coronavirus-themed April Fools Day prank has caused mayhem at the Leaning Lodge hostel in Pisa.
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Report: St Patrick’s Day fucking sucks this year
The world is bracing itself for literally the shittiest St Patrick’s Day ever, a new report has confirmed.
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Lonely backpacker wonders what it’d be like to have a girlfriend, job, home, savings, support network, purpose, career path, sex life, sense of self worth
Tonight, while everybody else is hooking up, Timmy has been left to ponder what it would be like to have a woman to hold.
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“New year, new me,” mumbles backpacker coming down from week-long bender on January 7
One traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
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OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop
My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.
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Long-term traveller celebrates yet another birthday with random people in random hostel
For the fifth year in a row, a long-term traveller has celebrated his birthday in some hostel somewhere with some totally random people.
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“No regrets” tattoo regretted instantly
Ever since he was 15, Darren has wanted a tattoo. Now, the 24-year-old plumber from Ipswich has fulfilled his teenage dream in a dingy parlour in Bali.
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BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
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Man terrifies everyone at hostel by dressing up as immigration officer for Halloween
A long-term traveller has today wrought havoc at an NYC hostel by dressing up as the scariest thing he could think of: an immigration officer.
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