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UNCATEGORISED

Global warming making Christmas nicer
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES UNCATEGORISED 

5 Christmas destinations that are getting nicer thanks to global warming

December 17, 2018December 19, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Bali, celebrate, Christmas, Christmas Island, climate change, festive season, global warming, holiday, London, Saudi Arabia, Siberia, UK, vacation

Global warming kinda sucks. But hey, if you can’t fix it, you may as well enjoy it! And what better

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Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir
CULTURE SHOCK NEWS UNCATEGORISED 

Study: “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” works on 96% of French girls

December 14, 2018December 17, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacking, flirting, France, meeting people, Paris, pick-up lines, research, sex, study

A groundbreaking study has found that asking “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” to a French girl will get

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World's worst skiing holiday
FEATURED MILES HIGH UNCATEGORISED 

Man goes on world’s worst skiing holiday after confusing Andorra with Angola

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Africa, Andorra, Angola, cheap flights, holiday, skiing, travel insurance

A British man who mistook the southern African republic of Angola for the mountainous European principality of Andorra has just

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6 ways to spend the night when you're broke AF
AFTER DARK FEATURED UNCATEGORISED 

6 ways to spend the night when you’re broke AF

December 12, 2018December 12, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacking, broke, budget, drinking, lonely, meeting people, paratrooping, sex

Travelling on a budget is an art form. With the right outlook, you can turn your abject poverty into the

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Google Translate grandma
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED UNCATEGORISED 

Google Translate reveals sweet old lady to be hardcore racist

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments awkward, backpacking, culture, Google Translate, language, racism, solo travel, village

In an unfortunate turn of events, Google Translate has revealed a smiling village grandma to be a militant racist. Backpacker

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NEWS

Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

30-year-old backpacker and travel blogger wants to make money
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

30-year-old backpacker’s fear of no longer travelling or having a social life proven correct

April 20, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Chernobyl is on fire
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020

April 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Waiting for roommates to stop
AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE 

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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