Desperately single traveller finishes Tinder 80 seconds after arriving in Australian country town
Pickings are slim in the Australian country town of Strathbogie, as Scottish backpacker Huw McLoughon has just found out.
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Heartbroken Aussie cricket fan chokes back tears while dyeing stars on flag red
After watching his beloved team get pounded by England in yesterday’s World Cup semi final, a heartbroken Aussie cricket fan has chosen the lesser of two evils by opting to support New Zealand in the final.
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Female backpacker seeking travel buddy finds true love with creepy older guy in comments section
For two members of the Australia Backpackers 2019 group on Facebook – Laura (21) and Dwayne (62) – true love has conquered all.
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Medical body announces new “fourth-degree burn” diagnosis for British tourists in Australia
The Australian Medical Association has warned British tourists in Australia that they’re vulnerable to fourth-degree burns if they continue parading their pasty white asses around the place without putting any fucking sunscreen on.
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Hostel bumps prices by 300% for rugby match nobody staying there will go to
Despite the vast majority of its residents being long-term working travellers in the hospitality and traffic-control industries, Fortitude Valley Funhouse Hostel expects guests to pay triple the going rate for a dorm room when the State of Origin rugby match takes place this weekend.
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FARM WORK BREAKING NEWS: That dickhead is picking your row again
Experts are reporting that some dickhead has cut in front of you and started picking your berries for the third time this week, the prick.
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Good news! Travellers can now get a fourth year in Australia if they survive a three-day outback manhunt
Instead of completing months of laborious farm work for a quarter of the minimum wage, all you need to do to earn your fourth year in Australia is survive a three-day outback manhunt!
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Distraught leftie won’t be coming home to Australia for another three years
Yesterday’s shock election result saw Australia’s incumbent right-wing government hold onto power against all odds. In response, one distraught leftie has vowed to remain overseas for another three years “until Australia gets its shit together.”
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Privileged backpacker uses status to score 12-hour-a-day fruit-picking job at Bundy orchard
A privileged first-worlder is living the high life on the other side of the planet after having scored an elite fruit-picking job in the global cultural hotspot of Bundaberg, Queensland.
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Americans in shock as Aussie backpacker casually drops 17th C-bomb of the morning
An Aussie backpacker has offended his American hosts by repeatedly letting slip the foulest of all four-letter words. Seemingly unaware
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Dutch backpacker doesn’t give a fuck about Aussie rules football
Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck
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Australia gives paedophile lighter sentence than refugee
Australia has taken its “tough on immigration” policy to a whole new level by deciding that child molestation isn’t quite
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