Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
Conscientious travellers across the globe have decided to socially distance themselves to minimise the impact of the pandemic.
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Backpacker celebrates Christmas with awkward Skype call to extended family
There’s nothing like an awkward Skype call to catch up with all those distant relatives who didn’t have anywhere better to be this Christmas.
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Awww! Trent went to more than 100 countries before he finally found someone willing to go out with him!
After an epic tale of attraction, rejection, and eventual coalescence, 34-year-old Kiwi backpacker Trent Snorpdorff has finally found someone who can stand being around him long enough to make it through an entire date.
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30-year-old backpacker thinks his holiday has been “lit AF” but isn’t quite sure what that means
A 30-year-old backpacker in a dorm room full of recent high-school graduates is having a tough time trying to pretend he’s still one of the cool kids, witnesses have confirmed.
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Broke backpacker treats self to dinner at McDonald’s
A backpacker with barely a penny to his name has tonight splashed out and treated himself to dinner at McDonald’s.
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30-year-old backpacker reluctantly begins new life as creepy older guy at hostel
Upon turning 30 today, travel blogger Nicholas Johnson-Winkerberg has reluctantly accepted the mantle of being that creepy older guy at every hostel he visits from now on.
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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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FaceApp accurately predicts what backpacker’s crippling poverty will look like 40 years from now
A long-term backpacker has discovered that he’s destined to be broke, homeless, and alone after the FaceApp 2060 challenge.
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English travellers taking Monday night out in remote Vietnamese village pretty seriously
Despite being in a village with a whopping two bars – one of which closes at 10 – a group of Mancunian backpackers at the Dong Mao Hostel in remote Vietnam have jumped on the Monday night drinks with glee.
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Good news! Travellers can now get a fourth year in Australia if they survive a three-day outback manhunt
Instead of completing months of laborious farm work for a quarter of the minimum wage, all you need to do to earn your fourth year in Australia is survive a three-day outback manhunt!
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Privileged backpacker uses status to score 12-hour-a-day fruit-picking job at Bundy orchard
A privileged first-worlder is living the high life on the other side of the planet after having scored an elite fruit-picking job in the global cultural hotspot of Bundaberg, Queensland.
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Backpacker can’t squander his white male privilege no matter how much he fucks up
Despite countless attempts to completely fuck up his own life, 27-year-old backpacker Davis Dorrington-Willsborough can’t seem to shake off his incredible birth privilege.
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