Report: St Patrick’s Day fucking sucks this year
The world is bracing itself for literally the shittiest St Patrick’s Day ever, a new report has confirmed.
Read more
beer
Australian tourism ad fails to mention skin cancer, deadly animals, price of beer
An Australian tourism ad that’s heavy on stock footage of remote beaches and cuddly koalas paints an unrealistic picture of the Land Down Under, backpackers around the country have claimed.
Read more
Hungover lads on cricket tour raise a glass to God after Sunday’s match gets washed out
Eleven very dusty British lads on a European cricket tour yesterday enjoyed a moment of spiritual ecstasy as torrential rain washed out their Sunday match, allowing them to return to the pub for a fourth consecutive afternoon session.
Read more
Office drone on first holiday in eight years treats self to a single light beer at hotel bar
An Australian man who has worked tirelessly throughout his twenties to get ahead on the corporate ladder has tonight drowned nearly a decade’s worth of stress with a single Miller Light beer, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
Read more
British tourists in Turkey enjoy their 10 am cocktails without the guilt as Ramadan ends
British tourists in the Turkish coastal destination of Antalya are today celebrating the end of Ramadan with a few stiff morning drinks on the beach.
Read more
Backpacker enters stage of alcoholism where 9 am beers are no biggie
Having decided that 9 am beers are fair game, Scottish backpacker James Acton-McAlister has unwittingly transitioned into life as a stage-three alcoholic.
Read more
“Let’s get wasted on St Patrick’s Day!” says backpacker who gets wasted every day
A backpacker with a serious alcohol-abuse problem is making loud plans to get “totally fucking wasted” on St Patrick’s Day,
Read more