BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
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British tourists
“Je parlay fronsay” says English girl who absolutely cannot speak French
A lass from Birmingham who took two years of French in high school incorrectly believes she’s bilingual, sources have confirmed.
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Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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Medical body announces new “fourth-degree burn” diagnosis for British tourists in Australia
The Australian Medical Association has warned British tourists in Australia that they’re vulnerable to fourth-degree burns if they continue parading their pasty white asses around the place without putting any fucking sunscreen on.
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British tourists in Turkey enjoy their 10 am cocktails without the guilt as Ramadan ends
British tourists in the Turkish coastal destination of Antalya are today celebrating the end of Ramadan with a few stiff morning drinks on the beach.
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