Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020
Chernobyl is about to catch fire and potentially spew tons of radioactive material up into the air we breathe, but that’s no biggie in 2020.
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Touring punk musician hoping flights get delayed by Trump’s radioactive hurricane
A punk traveller who has a nail through his nose and listens to GG Allin is excited at the prospect of a radioactive hurricane delaying his next trans-Atlantic flight.
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Pripyat security guard looking forward to this year’s bribe season
A Pripyat security guard is expecting an exponential growth of tourists looking to accidentally become infertile from gamma radiation after the release of HBO’s Chernobyl.
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