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The Tragic Traveller

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Couchsurfing

Couchsurfing hosts have something else on their mind
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Couchsurfing hosts can’t wait to meet you, show you around town, harvest your organs

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments black market, Couchsurfing, crime, dark web, guest, hosts, illegal, medical, organs

Those friendly Couchsurfing hosts who agreed to put you up in their spare room are super excited to get to know you – and your blood type – when you arrive at their house tomorrow night.

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FANNY PACK FEATURED 

“I don’t feel the need to pay for tourist attractions,” says man who has no money anyway

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Couchsurfing, dumpster-diving, hippie, hitchhiking, money, poor, tourist attractions, traveller

A traveller who hitchhikes, eats from bins, and hasn’t washed his hair since 2009 believes paying for tourist attractions is

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NEWS

Woman watches as Australian bushfire rages on
FANNY PACK NEWS 

Australian government reminds backpackers that bushfires are no excuse for avoiding farm work

November 19, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1

A British lass driving at 140 km/h to escape a catastrophic bushfire on the outskirts of Sydney better not be

Flight forced to return to Florida
MILES HIGH NEWS 

Tragedy strikes as plane leaving Florida is forced to return to Florida

November 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
Stoner going through customs
MILES HIGH NEWS 

Stoner going through Singaporean customs pretty sure he threw away that bag of weed, oh wait, actually, fuck

November 4, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
Immigration officer ruins Halloween at hostel
AFTER DARK NEWS 

Man terrifies everyone at hostel by dressing up as immigration officer for Halloween

October 31, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE 

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink
CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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