Hitchhikers around the world embark on sacred pilgrimage to piss on Ivan Milat’s grave
Australia’s most notorious serial killer, Ivan Milat, has finally fucked off to join the Mile Deep Club in the darkest corner of Hell.
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Couchsurfing hosts can’t wait to meet you, show you around town, harvest your organs
Those friendly Couchsurfing hosts who agreed to put you up in their spare room are super excited to get to know you – and your blood type – when you arrive at their house tomorrow night.
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Teenagers travelling around country in groovy van committing crimes, not solving them
Federal police today held an emergency press conference to warn the American public about four teenagers travelling around the country in a brightly painted panel van.
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Friends on annual getaway reminisce about last year’s trip when they murdered that hobo
Five best buds on their annual group holiday have had a grand old time reminiscing about when Sally lost her passport in Dublin, Jeremy’s unfortunate encounter with a snake in Vietnam, and the time they brutally murdered that hobo in Detroit.
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Australia gives paedophile lighter sentence than refugee
Australia has taken its “tough on immigration” policy to a whole new level by deciding that child molestation isn’t quite
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Hardened criminal smuggles fruit into Australia
A career criminal with nothing to lose has risked it all by smuggling several kilograms of fruit into Australia. Ex-convict
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