The Tragic Traveller

The Tragic Traveller

Our travel bug is fatal

  • Culture shock
  • Making memories
  • Fanny pack
  • Miles high
  • After dark

dorm

AFTER DARK FEATURED 

“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment backpacker, dorm, featured, hostel, Madrid, nightlife, sex, Spain

The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has

Read more
AFTER DARK FEATURED NEWS 

Everybody at hostel – including staff – too high to remember which country they’re in

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 3 Comments backpacking, dorm, drugs, high, hostel, marijuana, smoke, weed

All 27 inhabitants of the Funky Mandala hostel in Goa are currently too high to remember which country they’re in,

Read more
Everyone else in your dorm having sex right now
AFTER DARK FEATURED NEWS 

Report: Everybody in dorm having sex right now except you

March 11, 2019March 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment awkward, backpacking, dorm, dormitory, hook-ups, hostel, loneliness, making friends, research, romance, sex

All 11 other people in your overcrowded dorm are having sex right now and hoping you don’t realize, researchers have

Read more
Obese bunkmate
AFTER DARK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

My obese bunkmate is one sneeze away from crushing me

December 16, 2018December 16, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment bunkmate, dorm, hostel, making friends, sleeping

Dearest Mother, As I write this message from a hostel in Cambodia, my fate appears all but certain. If I

Read more
AFTER DARK 

Report: The air in your dorm room is now more than 60% fart

November 9, 2018November 25, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment backpacker, dorm, hostel, making friends

According to a study conducted just this instant by bored scientists, the air in your dorm room is now more

Read more
AFTER DARK 

4 ways to enjoy your shared dorm without murdering your bunkmate or catching crabs

September 22, 2018November 16, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, bed, bunkmate, dorm, hostel, nightlife, sex, sleeping, solo travel

Spending the night in a shared dorm is a rite of passage for every young traveller. But as fun as

Read more

NEWS

Somali government advises against travel to US
CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS 

Somali government warns citizens against travelling to the USA

May 30, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

In response to out-of-control scenes in the US over the past few days, the Somali government has made the unprecedented move of advising its citizens to stay away from the world’s richest country.

30-year-old backpacker and travel blogger wants to make money
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

30-year-old backpacker’s fear of no longer travelling or having a social life proven correct

April 20, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Chernobyl is on fire
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Chernobyl catching fire somehow not even in the 10 most apocalyptic news stories of 2020

April 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0
Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home
FEATURED MAKING MEMORIES NEWS 

Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Waiting for roommates to stop
AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course
FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0
I live in a tent
FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE 

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Subscribe to The Tragic Traveller!

Enter your email to get a notification every time we churn out more lunacy. We'll only sell your details to Google if they offer us, like, a crazy amount of money.

Archives

  • November 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • May 2018
  • March 2015

About

The Tragic Traveller is the world’s most respected – albeit only – source of travel-based satire. Almost everything you’ve seen on this site is completely made up and, frankly, you’re a fool if you believe a word of it.

Extra info

  • The world-infamous team behind The Tragic Traveller

Contact

thetragictraveller@gmail.com
We work round the clock to bring you these 'important' stories.
Copyright © 2022 The Tragic Traveller. All rights reserved.
Powered by Powered by WordPress.com.
 

Loading Comments...