“New year, new me,” mumbles backpacker coming down from week-long bender on January 7
One traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
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Teenagers travelling around country in groovy van committing crimes, not solving them
Federal police today held an emergency press conference to warn the American public about four teenagers travelling around the country in a brightly painted panel van.
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Office drone on first holiday in eight years treats self to a single light beer at hotel bar
An Australian man who has worked tirelessly throughout his twenties to get ahead on the corporate ladder has tonight drowned nearly a decade’s worth of stress with a single Miller Light beer, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Abusive man at bus stop flourishes in new role as boat DJ in Magaluf
A 45-year-old Slough man, Hugh Jaynus, is proving that the tourism industry isn’t just a young man’s game.
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Backpacker who doesn’t realise it’s Easter continues sinning just as much as usual
In open defiance of God, Irish backpacker Billy Charlesford has this weekend continued sinning as if it weren’t even Easter.
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Everybody at hostel – including staff – too high to remember which country they’re in
All 27 inhabitants of the Funky Mandala hostel in Goa are currently too high to remember which country they’re in,
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Canberra is absolutely fascinating when you’re high on PCP
I’d heard so many negative things about the Australian capital before I visited for the first time. But after having
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Absolute trashbag “finds herself” in Ibiza
Terrible human being Stacy von Hummerberg has “got a whole new perspective on life” during a month-long bender in Ibiza.
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