Heroic Ryanair employee prevents catastrophic plane crash by forcing passenger to check in 9 kg bag
The quick thinking of one brave Ryanair employee has prevented a calamitous plane crash, media outlets are reporting.
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6 things you should totally say at airport security if you think that officer probably has a sense of humour
Going through airport security can be stressful, especially once the rubber gloves come out.
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Pilot who downed two bottles of voddy last night cures hangover with large coffee from airport Macca’s
An absolute mad dog of a pilot is about to take to the skies despite still having enough vodka in his system to put a baby elephant to sleep. His secret? A large Americano from the McDonald’s at Melbourne Airport.
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Absolute rebel refuses to put seat back in upright position for landing
Despite repeated requests from several air hostesses, a complete lunatic flat-out refuses to put his seat back in the upright position for landing.
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Aviation watchdog grounds entire Targaryen Airlines fleet after yet another safety violation
Amid reports of unqualified pilots, regular fiery explosions, and thousands of fatalities this year alone, the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) has grounded the entire Targaryen Airlines fleet effective immediately.
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Neck pillow not as comfortable as hoped
A frequent international traveller has confirmed the neck pillow her mum gave her for Christmas is a huge disappointment.
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Man jetlags himself into regular sleeping pattern
A man with an “utterly fucked” sleep-wake cycle has jetlagged himself into a regular sleeping pattern. Nicholas Johnson-Winkerberg – a
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Woman who spent 14 hours on Skyscanner just saved $4 on her flight
An Australian woman who was trapped in a Skyscanner rabbit hole until 4:45 am this morning has saved four whole
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Psychopath sitting next to you actually enjoys turbulence
The utter lunatic in the seat next to you is not only okay with the fact that your plane is
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That airline hostess is totally into you, bro
The cute blonde airline hostess who smiled at you three hours ago while pouring your orange juice is totally hot
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