flying Archives – The Tragic Traveller

Ryanair employee saves lives by denying 9 kg bag

Heroic Ryanair employee prevents catastrophic plane crash by forcing passenger to check in 9 kg bag

October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments air hostess, cabin bag, flying, plane crash, Ryanair, too heavy

The quick thinking of one brave Ryanair employee has prevented a calamitous plane crash, media outlets are reporting.

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6 things you should totally say at airport security if you think that officer probably has a sense of humour

July 29, 2019July 30, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment air travel, airport, flying, plane, security

Going through airport security can be stressful, especially once the rubber gloves come out.

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Pilot who downed two bottles of voddy last night cures hangover with large coffee from airport Macca’s

June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment coffee, drinking, drunk, flying, pilot, unsafe, vodka

An absolute mad dog of a pilot is about to take to the skies despite still having enough vodka in his system to put a baby elephant to sleep. His secret? A large Americano from the McDonald’s at Melbourne Airport.

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Absolute rebel refuses to put seat back in upright position for landing

May 9, 2019May 9, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments aeroplane, air hostess, cabin crew, flight, flying, rules, seat back

Despite repeated requests from several air hostesses, a complete lunatic flat-out refuses to put his seat back in the upright position for landing.

Targaryen Airlines suspended immediately

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Aviation watchdog grounds entire Targaryen Airlines fleet after yet another safety violation

April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments air safety, air travel, airport security, Daenerys, dragons, flying, Game of Thrones, safety, Targaryen

Amid reports of unqualified pilots, regular fiery explosions, and thousands of fatalities this year alone, the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) has grounded the entire Targaryen Airlines fleet effective immediately.