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Total sociopaths throw football

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED

Total sociopaths throw football around crowded hostel courtyard

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Paul Norman 0 Comments American tourist, common area, crowded, football, hostel, inconsiderate, selfish

It’s 10:30 pm at the BDB Hostel in Hainan, China, and the situation is starting to get very tense.

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Dutch backpacker doesn't care about AFL

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED

Dutch backpacker doesn’t give a fuck about Aussie rules football

March 23, 2019March 23, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments AFL, Aussie rules, Australia, backpacker, bored, culture, Dutch, football, sport

Dutch backpacker Mieke van Hernan has shocked her Australian hosts by admitting that she really couldn’t give a flying fuck

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NEWS

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Conscientious full-time backpacker starts travelling from home

March 24, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0

Conscientious travellers across the globe have decided to socially distance themselves to minimise the impact of the pandemic.

FANNY PACK FEATURED NEWS

LIVE: Backpacker sharehouse calls emergency summit on the toilet paper situation

March 11, 2020 Paul Norman 0

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS

Ewww! Nobody at this Melbourne hostel has wiped their arse for five days

March 9, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 1

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS

JUST LIKE CORONAVIRUS: Derrick has now spread to more than 40 countries

February 26, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 2

PERSPECTIVE

AFTER DARK CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop

December 18, 2019 Paul Norman 0

My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.

FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE

WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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