“Je parlay fronsay” says English girl who absolutely cannot speak French
A lass from Birmingham who took two years of French in high school incorrectly believes she’s bilingual, sources have confirmed.
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France
Local woman successfully convinces boss she’ll be working during her two-week trip to France
A London office worker has today pulled off the ultimate heist, convincing her boss that she’ll be “working remotely” during her two-week trip to France.
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Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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Tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becomes less hectic
Notre Dame’s fiery collapse has had at least one semi-positive consequence, with an Australian tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becoming a lot freer.
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Woman catching ferry from Calais to Dover Brexits more successfully than the UK
Amid increasing political disarray, at least one Brit has successfully managed to leave the EU by catching the ferry from Calais to Dover.
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Couple spends romantic New Year’s trapped in Paris metro station
An Australian couple has spent their long-planned romantic New Year’s fighting for breath amid a dense mass of sweaty humanity
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Study: “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” works on 96% of French girls
A groundbreaking study has found that asking “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” to a French girl will get
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Girl flies halfway around the world to do exactly what she always does at home
Despite having spent more than $2000 to fly from Sydney to Paris, Janelle Tapscott has amazed her Instagram followers by
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