Wistful Scott Morrison types “Maldives” into Skyscanner
After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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4 heavenly tropical destinations where you can shirk your duty as the leader of a burning nation
If you want to leave the bushfires behind so you can get lit in paradise, we’ve scouted four of the best tropical destinations for you.
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Report: Only person stopping you from falling to your death is hungover Australian ski-lift operator
There’s one group of people who will stand on the frontlines and keep skiers and their families safe while still kinda tipsy: Aussies on working holidays.
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Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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Local woman successfully convinces boss she’ll be working during her two-week trip to France
A London office worker has today pulled off the ultimate heist, convincing her boss that she’ll be “working remotely” during her two-week trip to France.
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Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst
It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from
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Holidaying Balkan politician generously tips Greek waiter with €10 he stole from his own citizens
A Balkan politician who’s been working hard all year to launder public funds has paid it forward by generously tipping his waiter using his citizens’ money during a luxury holiday in Mykonos.
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Four-year-long holiday cut short by family member selfishly getting married
An Italian national living in Bali woke up several of his neighbours this morning when he received a Facebook message from his sister.
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Office drone on first holiday in eight years treats self to a single light beer at hotel bar
An Australian man who has worked tirelessly throughout his twenties to get ahead on the corporate ladder has tonight drowned nearly a decade’s worth of stress with a single Miller Light beer, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Crippling existential crisis solved by booze-fuelled Phuket holiday
A man who has spent almost all his life grappling with the torment of his own existence has banished his spiritual demons by taking a fucken’ sick 10-day bender in Phuket.
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Hacker who just stole your identity can’t wait to take your trip to Spain
The hacker who minutes ago took complete control of your identity is looking forward to enjoying your upcoming trip to Spain.
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Sociopath runs 10 km every morning even when he’s on fucking holiday
A man who runs 10 km every morning despite being on holiday must have something seriously fucking wrong with him,
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