Four-year-long holiday cut short by family member selfishly getting married
An Italian national living in Bali woke up several of his neighbours this morning when he received a Facebook message from his sister.
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Office drone on first holiday in eight years treats self to a single light beer at hotel bar
An Australian man who has worked tirelessly throughout his twenties to get ahead on the corporate ladder has tonight drowned nearly a decade’s worth of stress with a single Miller Light beer, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Crippling existential crisis solved by booze-fuelled Phuket holiday
A man who has spent almost all his life grappling with the torment of his own existence has banished his spiritual demons by taking a fucken’ sick 10-day bender in Phuket.
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Hacker who just stole your identity can’t wait to take your trip to Spain
The hacker who minutes ago took complete control of your identity is looking forward to enjoying your upcoming trip to Spain.
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Sociopath runs 10 km every morning even when he’s on fucking holiday
A man who runs 10 km every morning despite being on holiday must have something seriously fucking wrong with him,
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Attractive colleague doesn’t want to hear about your holiday
That attractive colleague you have the hots for couldn’t give two fucks about your recent vacation, sources have confirmed. Several
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George Pell embarks on holiday of a lifetime
Disgraced Cardinal George Pell is preparing for one final holiday after being found guilty of child sexual abuse charges. Australia’s
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Lovers embarking on first romantic getaway incorrectly believe everything will go great
A couple heading on their first romantic getaway mistakenly think they’ll get along just fine, The Tragic Traveller can reveal. To celebrate their
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Report: Man spends 0.0012% of his holiday having sex
A 22-year-old American backpacker who planned to “smash pussy from Spain to Ukraine” has spent a statistically insignificant percentage of
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Hostel misfits celebrate worst Christmas ever
A bunch of friendless travellers whose families wouldn’t pay for their flights home are celebrating the worst Christmas ever. The Tragic Traveller
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7 last-minute Christmas gift ideas for tragic travellers
We all know at least one tragic traveller who loves nothing more than exploring exotic countries and bragging about it.
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Moody’s rates your trip to South America “a financial calamity”
Global credit institution Moody’s has rated your choice to withdraw all your savings and take the trip of a lifetime
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