Our travel bug is fatal
Having failed to pack his bags the night before like a reasonable person, Pierre decided to treat the room to a blow-by-blow account of his predicament at 5 am this morning.
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Sad scenes are unfolding at the Spewing Spider Hostel in Krakow, where a mass check-in of German schoolchildren is threatening to kill the upcoming weekend of backpacker debauchery before it has even begun.
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A Singaporean hostel’s 9 am check-out policy is being taken seriously by approximately 0% of guests, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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An American traveller is in a better position than most to enter the workforce after spinning her 36-month-long gap year to her advantage.
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A backpacker who hasn’t got any in over a year has lost all interest in the “wanderlust” that motivated him to travel and is now entirely consumed by good old sexual lust, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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That dreadlocked hippie in your hostel common room is utterly desecrating Bob Marley’s ‘One Love’ on the acoustic guitar, witnesses have confirmed.
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A self-declared “spiritually rich” traveller has unleashed a tirade of profanity after realising she has negative €23 in her bank
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All 27 inhabitants of the Funky Mandala hostel in Goa are currently too high to remember which country they’re in,
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A backpacker with a serious alcohol-abuse problem is making loud plans to get “totally fucking wasted” on St Patrick’s Day,
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All 11 other people in your overcrowded dorm are having sex right now and hoping you don’t realize, researchers have
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Yet another hostel has falsely advertised soggy white toast and cheap jam as a “full breakfast.” Guests at the Crusty
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A solo traveller under the age of 30 has been spotted this morning unashamedly using a Nokia 3315 in full
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