Smug prick at hostel wants you to know he’s been to Uzbekistan
Every traveller knows the only thing better than visiting an exotic destination is one-upping fellow travellers with stories about said destination for years to come.
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30-year-old backpacker thinks his holiday has been “lit AF” but isn’t quite sure what that means
A 30-year-old backpacker in a dorm room full of recent high-school graduates is having a tough time trying to pretend he’s still one of the cool kids, witnesses have confirmed.
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WAKING: Middle-aged guest at party hostel sets alarm for 6 am
That random 55-year-old geezer in your shared room has definitely just set his alarm for 6 am tomorrow, sources have confirmed.
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BREAKING: Dirty dishes left in shared kitchen sink to “soak”
A trailblazing guest at the Madrid Snooze’n’booze Hostel has chosen to leave his dirty dishes in the sink.
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Serbian traveller explains for the 16th time today that she’s not from Siberia
A Serbian traveller is on the brink of losing it after being mistaken for Siberian by her hostel roommates for the 16th time this morning.
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BREAKING! Disgusting perv jacks off in hostel room! The two people having dorm sex were totally cool though
Horrific scenes have unfolded at the Giggly Crustacean Hostel in Chicago, as it has been revealed that a repulsive creep jerked it in a dorm bed in a half-crowded room.
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Hostel manager heartbroken as awesome Spotify playlist goes uncomplimented yet again
The hostel manager behind the amazing tunes at the Groovy Goat in Buenos Aires has failed to receive even the slightest shred of recognition for her absolutely banging Spotify playlist for the 574th night in a row.
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Traveller forces common room to play by his weird rules for Shithead
Every traveller has played the most legendary of all backpacker card games: Shithead. Unfortunately, they don’t always agree on the rules.
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30-year-old backpacker reluctantly begins new life as creepy older guy at hostel
Upon turning 30 today, travel blogger Nicholas Johnson-Winkerberg has reluctantly accepted the mantle of being that creepy older guy at every hostel he visits from now on.
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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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Traveller who hasn’t worked for three years tells hostel receptionist who earns €1.25 per hour to “cheer up, baby!”
It’s 3 am on a Tuesday in Prague, and Magdalena Polskiakova is trying to write her master’s thesis while simultaneously working the graveyard shift at a hostel in Prague.
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Man gives hostel two-star review after it fails to provide en suite bathroom, pillow chocolate
A hostel in Prague is today reeling after receiving a scathing two-star review after not providing its guests with expected a complimentary buffet breakfast, room service, or even a pillow chocolate.
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