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Trashbag finds herself on a bender in Ibiza.

AFTER DARK FEATURED

Absolute trashbag “finds herself” in Ibiza

October 10, 2018December 7, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments alcohol, clubbing, drinking, drugs, Ibiza, nightlife, party

Terrible human being Stacy von Hummerberg has “got a whole new perspective on life” during a month-long bender in Ibiza.

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NEWS

FANNY PACK FEATURED NEWS

Good news! Travellers can now get a fourth year in Australia if they survive a three-day outback manhunt

May 20, 2019 Paul Norman 0

Instead of completing months of laborious farm work for a quarter of the minimum wage, all you need to do to earn your fourth year in Australia is survive a three-day outback manhunt!

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS

Distraught leftie won’t be coming home to Australia for another three years

May 19, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

MAKING MEMORIES NEWS

“You never listen to me!” screams exasperated GPS after yet another wrong turn

May 15, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

MILES HIGH NEWS

Emirates in-flight entertainment reduces GoT episode to 12 minutes after editing out violence, tits

April 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

As I write this postcard from inside my one-man tent in Belarus, I can’t help but feel a sense of pride at what you’ve achieved.

CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Not all those who wander are lost. But I sure am.

March 11, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Just because I’m a white tourist doesn’t mean I’m rich. But I am.

February 22, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1

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