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Lovers embarking on first romantic getaway incorrectly believe everything will go great

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments annoying, argument, awkward, bad habits, bikini, couple, holiday, Instagram, Italy, love, lovers, romantic getaway, Sistine Chapel

A couple heading on their first romantic getaway mistakenly think they’ll get along just fine, The Tragic Traveller can reveal. To celebrate their

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Hungover lads on cricket tour raise a glass to God after Sunday’s match gets washed out

June 17, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Eleven very dusty British lads on a European cricket tour yesterday enjoyed a moment of spiritual ecstasy as torrential rain washed out their Sunday match, allowing them to return to the pub for a fourth consecutive afternoon session.

CULTURE SHOCK MAKING MEMORIES NEWS

Pripyat security guard looking forward to this year’s bribe season

June 14, 2019 Paul Norman 0

FANNY PACK NEWS

Man gives hostel two-star review after it fails to provide en suite bathroom, pillow chocolate

June 13, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

CULTURE SHOCK FEATURED NEWS

UK celebrates as obnoxious American tourist fucks off home

June 7, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

As I write this postcard from inside my one-man tent in Belarus, I can’t help but feel a sense of pride at what you’ve achieved.

CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Not all those who wander are lost. But I sure am.

March 11, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Just because I’m a white tourist doesn’t mean I’m rich. But I am.

February 22, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1

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