OPINION: If my roommates don’t shut up soon, I’ll have no choice but to sit here silently and wait for them to stop
My only option is to press the nuclear button: to continue to do nothing and seethe silently until they shut up.
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BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
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BREAKING! Disgusting perv jacks off in hostel room! The two people having dorm sex were totally cool though
Horrific scenes have unfolded at the Giggly Crustacean Hostel in Chicago, as it has been revealed that a repulsive creep jerked it in a dorm bed in a half-crowded room.
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Italian family reaches 100 decibels during casual conversation on night train
Those four Italian passengers in the next cabin of your night train are speaking loudly enough to wake the dead, local scientists can confirm.
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Hostel guest packing bag at 5 am could not be any fucking louder if he tried
Having failed to pack his bags the night before like a reasonable person, Pierre decided to treat the room to a blow-by-blow account of his predicament at 5 am this morning.
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