Report: Everybody in dorm having sex right now except you
All 11 other people in your overcrowded dorm are having sex right now and hoping you don’t realize, researchers have
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BREAKING: Backpacker spotted using pre-touchscreen phone
A solo traveller under the age of 30 has been spotted this morning unashamedly using a Nokia 3315 in full
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I’m only being nice because my culture demands it, you stupid tourist
Do you think I really wanted to spend the past five days waiting on you hand and foot, you stupid
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Hostel misfits celebrate worst Christmas ever
A bunch of friendless travellers whose families wouldn’t pay for their flights home are celebrating the worst Christmas ever. The Tragic Traveller
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My obese bunkmate is one sneeze away from crushing me
Dearest Mother, As I write this message from a hostel in Cambodia, my fate appears all but certain. If I
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Report: The air in your dorm room is now more than 60% fart
According to a study conducted just this instant by bored scientists, the air in your dorm room is now more
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“Drink this,” says toothless Balkan man holding suspicious yellow liquid
A dentally challenged Serbian grandpa insists you try his urine-coloured homemade alcohol. Local sources have confirmed that 73-year-old Slavoljub Radivojević
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Heavily tanned Greek man offers female backpacker “the package tour”
A middle-aged Greek man wearing several kilograms worth of gold jewellery has offered a young female tourist “the package tour,” witnesses at Athens’ largest ferry terminal have confirmed.
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