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Broke backpacker treats self to dinner at McDonald’s

August 6, 2019August 7, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, broke, Macca's, McDonald's, poor, Sydney, thickshake

A backpacker with barely a penny to his name has tonight splashed out and treated himself to dinner at McDonald’s.

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Mysterious moustachioed American man arrives in remote Thai village

August 12, 2019 Paul Norman 0

Earlier today, a mysterious American stranger moved into a secretive shack in a Thai village deep within the northern jungles.

AFTER DARK MAKING MEMORIES NEWS

Hostel manager heartbroken as awesome Spotify playlist goes uncomplimented yet again

August 10, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1

FANNY PACK NEWS

Broke backpacker treats self to dinner at McDonald’s

August 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

AFTER DARK FEATURED NEWS

30-year-old backpacker reluctantly begins new life as creepy older guy at hostel

August 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 5

PERSPECTIVE

FANNY PACK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE

OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0

As you can plainly see, I’m a successful businessman. And that entitles me to make broad, ridiculous statements about what people with less money than me should do.

FANNY PACK PERSPECTIVE

Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Not all those who wander are lost. But I sure am.

March 11, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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