Our travel bug is fatal
Mystified observers remain confused about how a travelling spiritual healer who spends more than 300 days a year on the road manages to finance her carefree lifestyle despite offering literally nothing of value to society.
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A travel blogger who yesterday notched up his 4,000th Facebook follower is having trouble coming to grips with his newfound stardom.
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Following news that begpackers – predominantly Western tourists who panhandle to keep travelling – will be escorted to their home embassies if they ply their trade in Bali, one hypocritical backpacker is outraged.
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A Balkan politician who’s been working hard all year to launder public funds has paid it forward by generously tipping his waiter using his citizens’ money during a luxury holiday in Mykonos.
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Experts are reporting that some dickhead has cut in front of you and started picking your berries for the third time this week, the prick.
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Despite countless attempts to completely fuck up his own life, 27-year-old backpacker Davis Dorrington-Willsborough can’t seem to shake off his incredible birth privilege.
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An American businessman who has spent nearly 20 minutes in a Senegalese village has shared his newfound minimalist philosophy with the world by tweeting it on his iPhone XS Max.
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A “free-spirited” hitchhiker who believes society needs to move away from individualism has angrily refused to give her Mexican driver
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A self-declared “spiritually rich” traveller has unleashed a tirade of profanity after realising she has negative €23 in her bank
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As a white tourist, local people always assume I’m absolutely loaded wherever I go. They try to sell me unnecessary
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A traveller who hitchhikes, eats from bins, and hasn’t washed his hair since 2009 believes paying for tourist attractions is
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Failed booking portal Bestjet has told angry customers to “fuck right off” after leaving them in limbo, clarifying that “none
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