money Archives – The Tragic Traveller

$6,000-a-head yoga retreat helps yoga instructor find enlightenment, buy Mercedes

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Costa Rica, enlightenment, Mercedes, money, yoga, yoga retreat

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster with heated leather seats. Thankfully, if you’re the organiser of a $6,000-a-head yoga retreat in Costa Rica, you can have both.

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WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments expensive, London, money, poor, rip-off, stress

Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…

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Man paying $6 a night for 16-bed dorm wants to talk to you about an exciting crypto investment opportunity

September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment Bitcoin, broke, crypto, cryptocurrency, financial trouble, investment opportunity, money

Travel can be an expensive hobby, but not when you have an endless supply of cryptocurrency profits coming your way.

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Travelling spiritual healer somehow makes enough money to justify ridiculous life choices

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments cash, crystals, energy, freelance, job, money, reiki, scam, spiritual healer, travel forever

Mystified observers remain confused about how a travelling spiritual healer who spends more than 300 days a year on the road manages to finance her carefree lifestyle despite offering literally nothing of value to society.

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Travel blogger struggles to deal with the fame after reaching 4,000 Facebook followers

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Facebook, fame, money, pipe dreams, stardom, travel blogger, unemployed

A travel blogger who yesterday notched up his 4,000th Facebook follower is having trouble coming to grips with his newfound stardom.

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Traveller outraged by begpackers about 72 hours away from asking Dad for a bank transfer

July 2, 2019July 4, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments backpacking, begging, begpackers, money, parents, privilege

Following news that begpackers – predominantly Western tourists who panhandle to keep travelling – will be escorted to their home embassies if they ply their trade in Bali, one hypocritical backpacker is outraged.

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Holidaying Balkan politician generously tips Greek waiter with €10 he stole from his own citizens

July 1, 2019July 1, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Balkans, corruption, Greece, holiday, luxury, money, politician, Serbia

A Balkan politician who’s been working hard all year to launder public funds has paid it forward by generously tipping his waiter using his citizens’ money during a luxury holiday in Mykonos.

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FARM WORK BREAKING NEWS: That dickhead is picking your row again

June 3, 2019June 3, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments Australia, bastard, fruit-picking, hard work, labour, money, thief

Experts are reporting that some dickhead has cut in front of you and started picking your berries for the third time this week, the prick.

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Backpacker can’t squander his white male privilege no matter how much he fucks up

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment backpacker, British, lawyer, money, privilege, unfair, white tourist

Despite countless attempts to completely fuck up his own life, 27-year-old backpacker Davis Dorrington-Willsborough can’t seem to shake off his incredible birth privilege.

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“These people have nothing but they’re so happy!” tweets man from iPhone XS Max

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Africa, businessman, iPhone, irony, mining, money, rich, Senegal, Twitter, village

An American businessman who has spent nearly 20 minutes in a Senegalese village has shared his newfound minimalist philosophy with the world by tweeting it on his iPhone XS Max.