Diehard Trump supporter books two nights at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
He might have lost the election, but Donald Trump is still inspiring millions of Americans to follow in his footsteps.
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Wistful Scott Morrison types “Maldives” into Skyscanner
After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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Brit abroad shocked and saddened that her country would elect extremely shit government as it always does
Lucy, a British girl living in Banff, Canada, has taken to social media to voice her concern at the political situation back home.
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Furious Trump supporters call for war against Switzerland
Millions of furious Trump supporters have taken to the streets in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg’s speech at the UN.
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Satan offers Sudanese general who seized power by massacring hundreds an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell
The Devil has caused headlines today by moving to recruit Sudan’s interim military dictator, General Himedti, to Team Hell.
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UK celebrates as obnoxious American tourist fucks off home
Great Britain is today in raptures as the most obnoxious American tourist of the century has left the country.
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Distraught leftie won’t be coming home to Australia for another three years
Yesterday’s shock election result saw Australia’s incumbent right-wing government hold onto power against all odds. In response, one distraught leftie has vowed to remain overseas for another three years “until Australia gets its shit together.”
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Assange grows filthy backpacker beard
Like every other Australian man who has ever visited Ecuador, Julian Assange has returned with a gloriously filthy backpacker beard.
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Woman catching ferry from Calais to Dover Brexits more successfully than the UK
Amid increasing political disarray, at least one Brit has successfully managed to leave the EU by catching the ferry from Calais to Dover.
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“The UK is in political chaos” says government whose citizens have protested every weekend this year
Serbian Foreign Minister Ivica Dačić has warned his citizens against travelling to the UK because of “major political chaos” in
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“BREXIT MEAN’S BREXIT!” posts woman who has never had to queue for seven hours at an international border
A British woman who has enjoyed virtually unrestricted travel for her entire life still supports Brexit, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Ex-President renames Kazakhstan’s capital city after himself because apparently he can do that kind of shit
In a display of dictatorly arrogance that would make Kim Jong-un blush, outgoing president Nursultan Nazarbayev has renamed Kazakhstan’s capital
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