Desperately single traveller finishes Tinder 80 seconds after arriving in Australian country town
Pickings are slim in the Australian country town of Strathbogie, as Scottish backpacker Huw McLoughon has just found out.
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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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Report: Entire cabin crew – plus the pilot – GOT IT ON last night
Every single staff member on your flight from London to Montreal GOT IT ON last night, investigators have confirmed.
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Former hostel worker really rinsing out those three years in Budapest on her CV
An American traveller is in a better position than most to enter the workforce after spinning her 36-month-long gap year to her advantage.
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Emirates in-flight entertainment reduces GoT episode to 12 minutes after editing out violence, tits
Passengers on Emirates flights have been left bitterly disappointed upon discovering that the airline has edited all sex and violence from the episodes of Game of Thrones on its in-flight entertainment service.
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Wanderlust becomes regular lust as backpacker’s dry spell reaches 13 months
A backpacker who hasn’t got any in over a year has lost all interest in the “wanderlust” that motivated him to travel and is now entirely consumed by good old sexual lust, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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Report: Everybody in dorm having sex right now except you
All 11 other people in your overcrowded dorm are having sex right now and hoping you don’t realize, researchers have
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Hotel mattress has higher sperm count than man sleeping on it
Spending yet another night sad and alone in an unfamiliar city, 37-year-old Alan Hoxton is reportedly about to drift off
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Report: Man spends 0.0012% of his holiday having sex
A 22-year-old American backpacker who planned to “smash pussy from Spain to Ukraine” has spent a statistically insignificant percentage of
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Study: “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” works on 96% of French girls
A groundbreaking study has found that asking “Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?” to a French girl will get
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6 ways to spend the night when you’re broke AF
Travelling on a budget is an art form. With the right outlook, you can turn your abject poverty into the
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4 ways to enjoy your shared dorm without murdering your bunkmate or catching crabs
Spending the night in a shared dorm is a rite of passage for every young traveller. But as fun as
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