sex Archives – The Tragic Traveller

Lonely backpacker wonders what it’d be like to have a girlfriend, job, home, savings, support network, purpose, career path, sex life, sense of self worth

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments despair, homeless man, hostel, job, loneliness, love, sex, Valentine's day

Tonight, while everybody else is hooking up, Timmy has been left to ponder what it would be like to have a woman to hold.

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Premature ejaculator joins the Kilometre High Club

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments aeroplane, awkward, cousins, flight, Mile High Club, premature, sex

An overly eager man and his unimpressed sexual partner have failed to join the Mile High Club on a technicality.

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Attractive colleagues sharing hotel room on work trip probably just playing chess right now

August 29, 2019August 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments chess, colleagues, hotel, just playing, sex, work trip

Those two totally attractive colleagues of yours are almost certainly just playing chess in their shared hotel room right now, the HR manager of your company has confirmed.

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BREAKING! Disgusting perv jacks off in hostel room! The two people having dorm sex were totally cool though

August 26, 2019August 26, 2019 Paul Norman 0 Comments couple, dorm room, hostel, loud, masturbating, pervert, sex

Horrific scenes have unfolded at the Giggly Crustacean Hostel in Chicago, as it has been revealed that a repulsive creep jerked it in a dorm bed in a half-crowded room.

Man in Australian country town completes Tinder

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Desperately single traveller finishes Tinder 80 seconds after arriving in Australian country town

August 5, 2019August 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Australia, country town, dating app, lonely, love, sad, sex, Tinder

Pickings are slim in the Australian country town of Strathbogie, as Scottish backpacker Huw McLoughon has just found out.

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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1 Comment backpacker, dorm, featured, hostel, Madrid, nightlife, sex, Spain

The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has

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Report: Entire cabin crew – plus the pilot – GOT IT ON last night

July 17, 2019July 17, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments air hostess, cabin crew, flight attendants, orgy, plane, sex

Every single staff member on your flight from London to Montreal GOT IT ON last night, investigators have confirmed.

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Former hostel worker really rinsing out those three years in Budapest on her CV

May 2, 2019May 2, 2019 Paul Norman 2 Comments binge drinking, Budapest, CV, drinking, hostel, job hunting, sex, work and travel, work experience

An American traveller is in a better position than most to enter the workforce after spinning her 36-month-long gap year to her advantage.

EMirates in-flight entertainment edits Game of Thrones

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Emirates in-flight entertainment reduces GoT episode to 12 minutes after editing out violence, tits

April 29, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments censorship, editing, Emirates, Game of Thrones, movie, sex, tits, violence

Passengers on Emirates flights have been left bitterly disappointed upon discovering that the airline has edited all sex and violence from the episodes of Game of Thrones on its in-flight entertainment service.

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Wanderlust becomes regular lust as backpacker’s dry spell reaches 13 months

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments dormitory, dry spell, getting laid, hostel, lust, problems, sex, travel, wanderlust

A backpacker who hasn’t got any in over a year has lost all interest in the “wanderlust” that motivated him to travel and is now entirely consumed by good old sexual lust, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.