Brexit may force British tourists to interact with a local for once in their fucking lives
Thanks to the general neediness pervasive among English tourists in particular, the EU’s freedom of movement provision was vital to the industry.
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“I got laid last night” says guy who definitely just masturbated in your shared bathroom
The weedy American fuckboy from the bunk above you is definitely bullshitting about getting “hella laid last night” and has
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Pissed stag party suspiciously chirpy about early-morning fire alarm at hotel
A rowdy stag party in Spain hasn’t been dampened by an early-morning fire alarm, which has forced everyone in the hotel out into the street.
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Abusive man at bus stop flourishes in new role as boat DJ in Magaluf
A 45-year-old Slough man, Hugh Jaynus, is proving that the tourism industry isn’t just a young man’s game.
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Hacker who just stole your identity can’t wait to take your trip to Spain
The hacker who minutes ago took complete control of your identity is looking forward to enjoying your upcoming trip to Spain.
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“BREXIT MEAN’S BREXIT!” posts woman who has never had to queue for seven hours at an international border
A British woman who has enjoyed virtually unrestricted travel for her entire life still supports Brexit, The Tragic Traveller can confirm.
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