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Man in Australian country town completes Tinder

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Desperately single traveller finishes Tinder 80 seconds after arriving in Australian country town

August 5, 2019August 5, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments Australia, country town, dating app, lonely, love, sad, sex, Tinder

Pickings are slim in the Australian country town of Strathbogie, as Scottish backpacker Huw McLoughon has just found out.

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Australian government reminds backpackers that bushfires are no excuse for avoiding farm work

November 19, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 1

A British lass driving at 140 km/h to escape a catastrophic bushfire on the outskirts of Sydney better not be

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Tragedy strikes as plane leaving Florida is forced to return to Florida

November 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

MILES HIGH NEWS

Stoner going through Singaporean customs pretty sure he threw away that bag of weed, oh wait, actually, fuck

November 4, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

AFTER DARK NEWS

Man terrifies everyone at hostel by dressing up as immigration officer for Halloween

October 31, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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WTF? I arrived in London five hours ago and now I have no money left

September 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Just a few hours ago I was stepping off my plane, excited to start my new life in London. But now, for some strange reason, I have no money left…

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OPINION: Why millennials should spend less on travel and more on my $500 online e-consulting course

August 7, 2019 Paul Norman 0

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Congratulations on buying your first home! I live in a tent

May 3, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

CULTURE SHOCK PERSPECTIVE

I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink

April 18, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

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