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Month: September 2018

MAKING MEMORIES 

Little shit too lazy to tell mum he’s fine

September 29, 2018February 6, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, Brazil, Facebook, family, hitchhiking, social, solo travel, South America

Ungrateful little turd Joshua Walker can’t even be bothered to send his mum the occasional message to let her know

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CULTURE SHOCK NEWS 

Study: People who pronounce it “Fronce” are the absolute worst

September 27, 2018January 31, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments France, holiday, Paris, research, stories, study, travel wanker

It’s official: That colleague who pronounces it “Fronce” is just the fucking worst, a new study has found. Researchers from

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CULTURE SHOCK LATEST 

WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!

September 24, 2018November 16, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments American tourist, Bolivia, bus, English, language, privilege, South America, Spanish, tourism, tourist

To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del

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AFTER DARK 

4 ways to enjoy your shared dorm without murdering your bunkmate or catching crabs

September 22, 2018November 16, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, bed, bunkmate, dorm, hostel, nightlife, sex, sleeping, solo travel

Spending the night in a shared dorm is a rite of passage for every young traveller. But as fun as

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CULTURE SHOCK NEWS 

Heavily tanned Greek man offers female backpacker “the package tour”

September 18, 2018November 21, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments backpacker, Greece, making friends, sex, sightseeing, tourist

A middle-aged Greek man wearing several kilograms worth of gold jewellery has offered a young female tourist “the package tour,”

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MILES HIGH 

That airline hostess is totally into you, bro

September 11, 2018December 20, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0 Comments aeroplane, air travel, airline hostess, flirting, flying, plane

The cute blonde airline hostess who smiled at you three hours ago while pouring your orange juice is totally hot

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NEWS

Hotel mattress has higher sperm count than man sleeping on it
AFTER DARK FEATURED NEWS 

Hotel mattress has higher sperm count than man sleeping on it

February 17, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

Spending yet another night sad and alone in an unfamiliar city, 37-year-old Alan Hoxton is reportedly about to drift off

Study: 92% of Europeans think cricket involves horses
FEATURED GENERAL NEWS 

Study: 92% of Europeans think cricket involves horses

February 12, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
Indian man falls asleep outside his own shop shortly after midday
GENERAL NEWS 

Indian man falls asleep outside his own shop shortly after midday

February 7, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0
Celebrate Australia Day
MILES HIGH NEWS 

Outspoken patriots celebrate Australia Day by flying to Bali

January 25, 2019 The Tragic Traveller 0

PERSPECTIVE

Obese bunkmate
AFTER DARK FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

My obese bunkmate is one sneeze away from crushing me

December 16, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0

Dearest Mother, As I write this message from a hostel in Cambodia, my fate appears all but certain. If I

Canberra is absolutely fascinating when you’re high on PCP
PERSPECTIVE 

Canberra is absolutely fascinating when you’re high on PCP

October 20, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 0
I'm not racist
FEATURED PERSPECTIVE 

I’m not a racist – I’ve been to Africa

October 7, 2018 The Tragic Traveller 1

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